World Worble 3: News from the front line.
January 3rd 2008 00:40
World Worble 3: News from the front line.
It is obvious that the ceasefire has failed in some sectors. What was offered was accepted by one combatant and the allies were thankful for a little sanity where insanity once prevailed. As such the cease fire still exists with such people of good will.
The unilateral cease fire was create over the Christmas break to allow time for frayed tempers to settle and brain to again start operating in an objective manner. Agreeing to disagree is still a legitimate answer to what you cannot stand. It was hoped that in doing so World Worble 3 would come to an end or at least to a permanent ceasefire where debates could be handled rationally.
Queue the Evil laughter please.
However in a surprise attack the party that had not even acknowledged the ceasefire offer let forth another sin against sanity. Full hostilities began with purified bollocks launched from a long range missile. Pure bollocks is so dangerous that it always contaminates it makers but for some unknown reason is easily cleaned off the target area.
There was no question that allies were being sent a message that any ceasefire was unacceptable and so the latest bloody minded battle began. The allies have release satire gas into the atmosphere in scorched earth policy. Satire Gas is unstoppable odourless, colourless and sometimes completely tasteless but it can penetrate every fibre of the Orble Universe. Take care or you may be infected and die of laughter in the process.
Sanity, sanity, my Kingdom for some sanity!
In a final stand the two armies are poised to unleash the greatest abomination against common sense and rational thinking in history. As a last ditch effort the Allies has suggested that one person from each army fight in duel. In the ancient and honourable practice of duelling they would be referee. Who will accept challenge?
However the enemy seems to be missing in action.
The war continues.
It is obvious that the ceasefire has failed in some sectors. What was offered was accepted by one combatant and the allies were thankful for a little sanity where insanity once prevailed. As such the cease fire still exists with such people of good will.
The unilateral cease fire was create over the Christmas break to allow time for frayed tempers to settle and brain to again start operating in an objective manner. Agreeing to disagree is still a legitimate answer to what you cannot stand. It was hoped that in doing so World Worble 3 would come to an end or at least to a permanent ceasefire where debates could be handled rationally.
Queue the Evil laughter please.
However in a surprise attack the party that had not even acknowledged the ceasefire offer let forth another sin against sanity. Full hostilities began with purified bollocks launched from a long range missile. Pure bollocks is so dangerous that it always contaminates it makers but for some unknown reason is easily cleaned off the target area.
There was no question that allies were being sent a message that any ceasefire was unacceptable and so the latest bloody minded battle began. The allies have release satire gas into the atmosphere in scorched earth policy. Satire Gas is unstoppable odourless, colourless and sometimes completely tasteless but it can penetrate every fibre of the Orble Universe. Take care or you may be infected and die of laughter in the process.
Sanity, sanity, my Kingdom for some sanity!
In a final stand the two armies are poised to unleash the greatest abomination against common sense and rational thinking in history. As a last ditch effort the Allies has suggested that one person from each army fight in duel. In the ancient and honourable practice of duelling they would be referee. Who will accept challenge?
However the enemy seems to be missing in action.
The war continues.
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Comment by tlcorbin
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Comment by Damo
For the Sake of Argument
My Apologetics
The allies are so impressed the Head in the Sand tactic.
Challenge?
What challenge?
I don't know about any challenge?
Where am I?
What day is it?
Comment by D. Armenta
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What constitutes bad manners?
The male mystique
Debate Fan
L.A.M.P.
Comment by Damo
For the Sake of Argument
My Apologetics
Thanks
We shall see her courage or lack there of.
Comment by tlcorbin
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