It is a wonderful world but who is running the show?
April 9th 2007 00:22
It is a wonderful world but who is running the show?
According to the internet we are just puppets and pawn in a much bigger game. The world is being controlled by hidden forces and political decisions that we have no control over. Secret societies lurk in the darkness macro engineering our futures and we stumble blindly where we are led. We are but sheep being offered up to an unknown ambition that seem hell bent upon making our lives miserable. Here we are faced with the secrets of a grand conspiracy that most people are unaware of and only a few people know about. You may think that a car crash outside your home and skin cancer have nothing in common, but is what they want you to think. It is all part of the cunning plan.
The world has only three types of people: the ones in control; the ordinary ignorant people and finally the few enlightened people who are finding out what is happening. Only those that are willing to go to the conspiracy sites and believe what they are told have started down the path of enlightenment. As speaking of enlightenment it is the Illuminati that are behind it all. Forget the Lodge, the Vatican, Ninja Turtles, Jewish Bankers and Aliens. It is the Illuminati.
The lack of evidence to support this claim can only be attributed to one thing, that the illuminati have covered it all up. No evidence is evidence and that is obvious. You will not find evidence but you will find hints. Shapes and pattern that seem ordinary to the lay person suddenly have meaning when you put them together. Of course everyone knows that the Illuminati are descendants of aliens and that can’t be good. As we all know from the movies that aliens are never good. Even ET sucks. If that is what our interplanetary migrants are going to look like, lock up your daughters. However according ‘Close Encounters’ aliens are a bunch of bald guys without clothes or genitals, so they are probably safe. Unfortunately they have a bad habit of probing. This too would make sense if you were part of them.
Now here is where it gets complicate so you had better pay attention. The Illuminati control both sides of politics. Yes that is correct; they have agents in both left and right, telling them what to do. So evolution and intelligent design theories are both evil plots used to control us. The global warming thing and the drought do not exist because they are only on television. The War in Iraq is actually being filmed on a back lot of Hollywood. Bin Laden? No man on Earth was ever born that ugly. In fact he is a CGI Bin Laden in order to create a figure of continual hatred. Remember Pope John Paul 1 (not number 2) and his short reign. He wasn’t murdered; he was in fact beamed back to his home planet and a wax replicated version was parcel posted to his crypt. The 9-11 twin towers attack is obviously a plot by the illuminate to keep their most intelligent servant (George Bush Junior) in the seat of power. His Skull and Bones lodge send messages directly back to the mother ship.
The truth is we have no control because we are being constantly watched from above. The terrible truth is that the Earth no longer exists and we are sitting on a synthetic globe held in the bowls of the mother ship. Humans are just playthings for being who are so intelligent that probing makes sense to them. We are just like crabs in a rock pool that the aliens look into once in a while. They kill us for their sport and manipulate us like pawn in a game of chess. Maybe even a prawn in the rock pool.
Finally I have worked it all out. The aliens came to Earth millions of years ago. They gave one group of apes a boost and bingo we have humans. They returned like teenager does to a pimple he can’t help but pick at and picket at us. Unfortunately once you get into a bad habit it is hard to stop and so they made pyramids and big half built landing strips in South America. Atlantis was sunk as a warning to the ancient people that they don’t take shit from no one. To protect their investment in this sand pit we call Earth they left a few aliens behind to set up a world order called the Illuminati. Aliens come to Earth every so often to dig in the sand pit just like holiday campers do at the beach. Nothing is funnier to the aliens than to drop a few bent pieces of metal near Roswell USA and to abduct the odd eccentric person once in a while. World War 11, Hitler and the Suez crisis were just a teaser to their plan of the New Word Order. Finally the twin towers were attacked by alien agents posing as terrorist for the CGI Bin Laden taking order from GWB, who takes orders from the Skulls who in turn notify the Mother Ship.
Finally you may ask how I know all this. That is because…….
According to the internet we are just puppets and pawn in a much bigger game. The world is being controlled by hidden forces and political decisions that we have no control over. Secret societies lurk in the darkness macro engineering our futures and we stumble blindly where we are led. We are but sheep being offered up to an unknown ambition that seem hell bent upon making our lives miserable. Here we are faced with the secrets of a grand conspiracy that most people are unaware of and only a few people know about. You may think that a car crash outside your home and skin cancer have nothing in common, but is what they want you to think. It is all part of the cunning plan.
The world has only three types of people: the ones in control; the ordinary ignorant people and finally the few enlightened people who are finding out what is happening. Only those that are willing to go to the conspiracy sites and believe what they are told have started down the path of enlightenment. As speaking of enlightenment it is the Illuminati that are behind it all. Forget the Lodge, the Vatican, Ninja Turtles, Jewish Bankers and Aliens. It is the Illuminati.
The lack of evidence to support this claim can only be attributed to one thing, that the illuminati have covered it all up. No evidence is evidence and that is obvious. You will not find evidence but you will find hints. Shapes and pattern that seem ordinary to the lay person suddenly have meaning when you put them together. Of course everyone knows that the Illuminati are descendants of aliens and that can’t be good. As we all know from the movies that aliens are never good. Even ET sucks. If that is what our interplanetary migrants are going to look like, lock up your daughters. However according ‘Close Encounters’ aliens are a bunch of bald guys without clothes or genitals, so they are probably safe. Unfortunately they have a bad habit of probing. This too would make sense if you were part of them.
Now here is where it gets complicate so you had better pay attention. The Illuminati control both sides of politics. Yes that is correct; they have agents in both left and right, telling them what to do. So evolution and intelligent design theories are both evil plots used to control us. The global warming thing and the drought do not exist because they are only on television. The War in Iraq is actually being filmed on a back lot of Hollywood. Bin Laden? No man on Earth was ever born that ugly. In fact he is a CGI Bin Laden in order to create a figure of continual hatred. Remember Pope John Paul 1 (not number 2) and his short reign. He wasn’t murdered; he was in fact beamed back to his home planet and a wax replicated version was parcel posted to his crypt. The 9-11 twin towers attack is obviously a plot by the illuminate to keep their most intelligent servant (George Bush Junior) in the seat of power. His Skull and Bones lodge send messages directly back to the mother ship.
The truth is we have no control because we are being constantly watched from above. The terrible truth is that the Earth no longer exists and we are sitting on a synthetic globe held in the bowls of the mother ship. Humans are just playthings for being who are so intelligent that probing makes sense to them. We are just like crabs in a rock pool that the aliens look into once in a while. They kill us for their sport and manipulate us like pawn in a game of chess. Maybe even a prawn in the rock pool.
Finally I have worked it all out. The aliens came to Earth millions of years ago. They gave one group of apes a boost and bingo we have humans. They returned like teenager does to a pimple he can’t help but pick at and picket at us. Unfortunately once you get into a bad habit it is hard to stop and so they made pyramids and big half built landing strips in South America. Atlantis was sunk as a warning to the ancient people that they don’t take shit from no one. To protect their investment in this sand pit we call Earth they left a few aliens behind to set up a world order called the Illuminati. Aliens come to Earth every so often to dig in the sand pit just like holiday campers do at the beach. Nothing is funnier to the aliens than to drop a few bent pieces of metal near Roswell USA and to abduct the odd eccentric person once in a while. World War 11, Hitler and the Suez crisis were just a teaser to their plan of the New Word Order. Finally the twin towers were attacked by alien agents posing as terrorist for the CGI Bin Laden taking order from GWB, who takes orders from the Skulls who in turn notify the Mother Ship.
Finally you may ask how I know all this. That is because…….
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Comment by Jonathon
Anthroblogogy
how's my uncle? i think you called him 'my favourite martian?'
Comment by Damo
For the Sake of Argument
My Apologetics
Your Uncle is fine after his probing.