I give unto you the power of Blog
November 21st 2008 10:38
I give unto you the power of Blog
Blog is a powerful substance of unknown origin. It is salubrious, malleable and not all together odourless. In fact in same circumstances Blogs can stink badly. The other properties of blog is its ability to fit all situations and enhance everything that it touches.
Blog cannot be polished but it can be rolled in tinsel dust. Blog used to be rare but these days there is plenty of blog to be found. However the quality has slipped somewhat from those early days. More blog does not necessarily mean better blog.
What can we do with blog?
Blog can stick to anything and not let go. Even if the subject of attention is dead blog will keep flogging it and flogging it.
Blog can create light if swallowed by its own manufacturer. For some unknown reason the light is activated in the lower part of the large intestine. You will see such people admiring the light as it shine from their own anus.
Blog has infinite memory span. Blog never forgets and always looks for a chance to bring up the past. Yet for some reason blog only remember one side of the memory chip.
Blog is knowledgeable. With power of WIKI, Google and YouTube you can wash any brain to your desired cleanliness.
Blog is loud and in your face. Not only that, it can also be anonymous. Get you blog in a brown paper bag.
Blog is always right, never wrong, never, never, never. Blog knows it and you better believe it. If you do not believe it then blog will always remind you.
Why Blog?
Why prattle away your hour creatively avoiding Work for the Dole. Tell social security that you are a professional writer. If the doubt you then show them you blog. No one doubts the blog.
Impress your friends, not just the imaginary ones, with your skills in unifying the theory of quantum mechanics with your bipolar disorder. Blog can do that for you.
Find your inner fifth gender and let Blog do the rest to enhance that feature.
Match wits with yourself as you impress yourself with how much blog you can own.
Quantity in blog is always better than quality.
Make friends with blog. The ones you are making in the basement are starting to stink up the place.
Put you blog with other blogs and watch them enjoy mutual masturbation. Thrilling.
How to use Blog:
Liberally.
Are there any dangers with Blog?
A good question. I will get back to you after we construct your gallows.
Is there any standard or quality controls with Blog?
No.
And if you are still not convinced.
If you hate everything, including yourself the Blog is for.
If you despise good people because they make you puke then blogs for you.
If you have no knowledge of science but want to write as if you do, then blog is for you.
If you are a theological cripple, blog liberally.
If you have only read one book in your life, then you are so qualified that blog will easy.
If you ever dreamed of owning an empire the Blog is for you.
If the word blog sound magical the Bog is for you.
Blog, Blog, Blog till you can blog no more.
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Blog is a powerful substance of unknown origin. It is salubrious, malleable and not all together odourless. In fact in same circumstances Blogs can stink badly. The other properties of blog is its ability to fit all situations and enhance everything that it touches.
Blog cannot be polished but it can be rolled in tinsel dust. Blog used to be rare but these days there is plenty of blog to be found. However the quality has slipped somewhat from those early days. More blog does not necessarily mean better blog.
What can we do with blog?
Blog can stick to anything and not let go. Even if the subject of attention is dead blog will keep flogging it and flogging it.
Blog can create light if swallowed by its own manufacturer. For some unknown reason the light is activated in the lower part of the large intestine. You will see such people admiring the light as it shine from their own anus.
Blog has infinite memory span. Blog never forgets and always looks for a chance to bring up the past. Yet for some reason blog only remember one side of the memory chip.
Blog is knowledgeable. With power of WIKI, Google and YouTube you can wash any brain to your desired cleanliness.
Blog is loud and in your face. Not only that, it can also be anonymous. Get you blog in a brown paper bag.
Blog is always right, never wrong, never, never, never. Blog knows it and you better believe it. If you do not believe it then blog will always remind you.
Why Blog?
Why prattle away your hour creatively avoiding Work for the Dole. Tell social security that you are a professional writer. If the doubt you then show them you blog. No one doubts the blog.
Impress your friends, not just the imaginary ones, with your skills in unifying the theory of quantum mechanics with your bipolar disorder. Blog can do that for you.
Find your inner fifth gender and let Blog do the rest to enhance that feature.
Match wits with yourself as you impress yourself with how much blog you can own.
Quantity in blog is always better than quality.
Make friends with blog. The ones you are making in the basement are starting to stink up the place.
Put you blog with other blogs and watch them enjoy mutual masturbation. Thrilling.
How to use Blog:
Liberally.
Are there any dangers with Blog?
A good question. I will get back to you after we construct your gallows.
Is there any standard or quality controls with Blog?
No.
And if you are still not convinced.
If you hate everything, including yourself the Blog is for.
If you despise good people because they make you puke then blogs for you.
If you have no knowledge of science but want to write as if you do, then blog is for you.
If you are a theological cripple, blog liberally.
If you have only read one book in your life, then you are so qualified that blog will easy.
If you ever dreamed of owning an empire the Blog is for you.
If the word blog sound magical the Bog is for you.
Blog, Blog, Blog till you can blog no more.
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Comment by S.L.
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Comment by Damo
For the Sake of Argument
My Apologetics
Thanks for your comments.
I think that piggy in the middle is the game of choice in this place.
Comment by Nevar
ad hominem
the inner sanctum
fire in your eyes - ink in your pen
Writers Challenge ~ 2008
Comment by Damo
For the Sake of Argument
My Apologetics
Thanks for your comments.
That is a great statement that I will rip off and blog about in the future.
Somehow I will manage to attack you as human but at the same time elevate my own status to myself.
Comment by Nevar
ad hominem
the inner sanctum
fire in your eyes - ink in your pen
Writers Challenge ~ 2008
Comment by Damo
For the Sake of Argument
My Apologetics
I always aim to displease.
Comment by Mrs M
Mum's Word
Love & stuff
Mrs M
Comment by Damo
For the Sake of Argument
My Apologetics
Thanks for your comments.
I guess you are one of those rare creatures who understands that blogging is what you do for enjoyment.
Comment by Nevar
ad hominem
the inner sanctum
fire in your eyes - ink in your pen
Writers Challenge ~ 2008
Comment by Damo
For the Sake of Argument
My Apologetics
If it is not fun why do it?
Comment by Nevar
ad hominem
the inner sanctum
fire in your eyes - ink in your pen
Writers Challenge ~ 2008
Comment by Damo
For the Sake of Argument
My Apologetics
Then go for inflammatory rhetoric.