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My Apologetics wishes to report that Damo is still alive. Despite being savaged by Butterfly 8

November 3rd 2008 04:59
My Apologetics wishes to report that Damo is still alive. Despite being savaged by Butterfly 8
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The butterflies are coming to get me.


Damo has examined his body for bullets wound and knife handles coming from his back. So far nothing.

Hmmmm?


I wonder why they sent a Butterfly to do a man’s job?

Perhaps they were hoping for the Butterfly effect to crush him. Butterfly 8 starts its wings and somewhere a polar bear dies; then it falls in the ocean; a whale chokes on it; the whale floats up on a beach in Tasmania and a Tasmanian starts a Blog. A plan so perfect that it could never fail.

Damo would read it and then.... and then.... and....

I really don’t think that Butterfly 8 thought this plan through.

What Butterfly 8 should have done is this:

Find my true identity
Get my home address
Get a few cronies together
Hunt me down
And beat me to death with an irony board.

“Ouch, ouch, ouch,” I would say as I slowly die from the irony of being beaten by people who cannot iron, cook or formulate a coherent argument.

“Ouch, ouch, ouch,” I would say as they hit me with their broomsticks and make wild gestures with their middle finger.

“Why are you here?” I would ask as they beat me and throw my body into a bucket of Urine.
“For art,” they would reply as the line up the camera for another photograph. “We wuv art more than you and so we have to kill you.

“Oh pain, I am dead,” I would lament having just died. “Why didn’t realise that Postmodernist Deconstruction is the future? Gulgle, gulgle.. choke... Why could I see that we should be burning down churches just like they do in India?... cough splutter...Why didn’t I vote for Obama when I had the chance?...Bubble and squeek...Oh great new god Nietzche I beseech thee... Why did you eat your moustache, go mad, argue with a horse and spend the rest of your life being ripped off by your sister?”

Then I would be dead.
butterflies
The butterflies gathered for the the attack but were captured and pinned to a mat.


Now that is how you stage a killing of a fellow blogger for committing the terrible sin of not agreeing with the Butterfly Clubbers.

Damo was reported as saying that he feels very safe knowing that this bunch of ‘libertarians’ are protecting our human rights.

Here is the link to Butterfly 8
Really Long Link


Editorial comment:


What a pack of wossie namby pandy girlies.
Butterflies? Are you serious? When was the last time that butterflies struck fear into the hearts of grown men..
Sorry were they expecting me to get mortally wounded and cry because a butterfly farted in my general direction?

Can't formulate a good argument so they make a hate site just for me. Hmmm?
I am flattered that I am so important to their microscopic world but I cannot say the same about them.
They research like leeches looking for blood and assume that everyone is ready to grab their pitch forks and attack the outsider.

Here is a hint for the babies that are trying to hide their own bigotries:

I am still here.

You only degrade yourself.
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Come and get me. I have a net and I am not afraid to use it.

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Comment by Nevar

November 3rd 2008 05:11
Bahahaha . . . very amusing.

Comment by Damo

November 3rd 2008 05:25
Nevar

Thanks for your comments.

Well, I must be upsetting the right people if they go so far as to create a whole site just for me.

The desperate act of a person losing an argument.



Comment by Lady Henrietta Muddling

November 3rd 2008 05:46



Hannibal Lecter: You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition's given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed: pure West Virginia. What is your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp? You know how quickly the boys found you... all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars... while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to the FBI.

Clarice Starling: You see a lot, Doctor. But are you strong enough to point that high-powered perception at yourself? What about it? Why don't you - why don't you look at yourself and write down what you see? Or maybe you're afraid to.

Comment by Damo

November 3rd 2008 05:55
David

Thanks for that quote.
Hannibal makes it clearer.

What is the difference between a psychopath and Blogger?

A carving knife.


Comment by S.L.

November 3rd 2008 13:54
Since you have caught and pinned them so nicely, Damo, do you plan to display your collection of the terrifying butterfly attackers? They might make an interesting dart board, come to think of it. LOL

Comment by Someone

November 3rd 2008 15:25
Bart: Hey Lis, you still upset about that jazz guy? Well, I believe that when you die, you can come back as whatever you like. I'll be a butterfly.
Lisa: How come?
Bart: 'Cause... nobody ever suspects the butterfly!


Comment by Damo

November 3rd 2008 20:10
SLB

Thanks for your comments.
It sort of reminds me of when the Nazis came to Orble. They set up shop and went out to attack all critics with threats and insults.

Someone
Thanks for your comments.
Perhaps the reason that no one suspects the Butterfly is because actual butterflies are harmless.
So called Libertarian Butterflies that cannot stand to see any other opinion but their own narrow prejudices. They are a different matter. Rather than mount a compelling argument (because they lack the basic skills) they engage in attacking the person in a smear campaign. Thus proving once and for all that any claim that they had to being actual libertarians is little more than a lie.
Perhaps you should follow the link I left and see what Butterfly 8 wrote.

Comment by Someone

November 4th 2008 08:40
I 'spose you have to be a Simpson's nut like me to fully appreciate the reference.

Oh yeah, and who says butterflies are harmless?

Comment by Someone

November 4th 2008 08:59
... i followed the link, but trying to figure out the comments section made my head hurt.

Comment by Damo

November 4th 2008 10:10
Someone

You could always go to the original BF7 post.

However I think my parade is much funnier.

I thought I would cut and paste a few comments that have been left on my posts over the last two years.

The last few are from a Nazi called ANS.

Comment by Nevar

November 4th 2008 18:24
Someone - when they try to figure themselves out, it makes their heads hurt.

Comment by Nevar

November 11th 2008 02:20
Actually, it didn't start here, this was just the first counter move.

Comment by Damo

November 11th 2008 06:01
DA
Thanks for your comments.

What started?


Nevar

Brilliant strategies are based know what to fight over.
If a butterfly gains the whole world and loses its soul it gains nothing. But for Orble....

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