Homer Simpson quotes
June 21st 2010 06:41
Operator! Give me the number for 911!
Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
Internet! Is that thing still around?
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will.
Okay, whatever to take my mind off my life.
I voted for Prell to go back to the old glass bottle. Then I became deeply cynical. ( about voting )
To find Flanders, I have to think like Flanders.
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will.
Ah, the college roadtrip. What better way to spread beer-fueled mayhem?
All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.
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