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My Apologetics - December 2007

Hell is Crowded and heaven is Virtually Empty

December 11th 2007 10:53
Hell is Crowded and heaven is Virtually Empty

Well that is how it goes in theory or so I am being told.

If you just happen to pick the wrong religion then you will without doubt fry you little sucker.

It does not matter whether you know you are wrong or are miss informed, you is gunna fry.

The Devil has just put on his red pyjamas and heated up his frying pan in anticipation of you. It is a personal service he has for all his new comers.

You can try to do something about it and try to find out where you went wrong but in the end you will probably pick the wrong religion again and still fry.


According sources close to the Belt only a handful will make it in and the billions of others...well the will be toasted like a marshmallow. The skin turning black as the inside swells up and leeks out.

Is it fair? I guess not but that is the way it has been explained to me and so I have to go and be saved or born again or something. Born again but not in a reincarnation way. However make sure you were reborn and saved by the correct preacher and not by one who is going to burn with you. So be careful when you are dealing with people that you know who you are dealing with, otherwise the eternal lake of fire will be on a high setting. But don’t try to walk on fire because that is just not cool with where you will be going.

Chances are, if you have been told that you have been saved you have not and Satan Little Helper will be stabbing you with his little pitch folk. Chances are, even if you are good but picked the wrong religion then you are going to be boiled in oil. I am told that you can choose your own oil. I’d choose the essential oils of the rarest flowers. It would make no difference to my suffering but getting enough of it would really piss the Devil off.


The possibility of burning is absolute because some guy from a religion that was just invented told me so. He knows that he is not going to burn because he picked the right religion.

Chances are he is wrong and we will be burning together.

So regardless of all your efforts and understanding you cannot help it. You are going to Hell and it is going to be very crowded.

So should we all do is sin like the Devil because the result will be the same?

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Comment by Ahmed

December 11th 2007 12:50


techy.Bytes
Video Gamer Kids
Little Green Foosballs
PolyKicks
Qwerk
Cinema Three
We should all keep to ourselves, of course if you want someones opinion you can ask.

Comment by Damo

December 11th 2007 21:59


For the Sake of Argument
My Apologetics
Ahmed
Thanks for your comments.
The up side is all your friend will there too.

Comment by Lester Caudill

December 11th 2007 23:40


Conservative Christian Views
Damo what must I do to be saved.

Comment by Damo

December 12th 2007 00:41


For the Sake of Argument
My Apologetics
Lester
You could take my advice but if it is the wrong advice then we will meet again.

Comment by Andy 2

December 12th 2007 00:45


Cop it Sweet
Metamorphosis
Random Travels
All the fun people will be in hell then. Heaven is full of born agains prancing around with their arses out twanging bows with rubber arrows at each other and playing harps. Crap.

Comment by Damo

December 12th 2007 01:44


For the Sake of Argument
My Apologetics
Andy 2
Thanks for your comments.

I have heard that said before.
But what if the sinners go to sit on the boring cloud and the good people get to party in the flaming mosh pit?

Comment by Lilla

December 12th 2007 03:44


Enviro Warrior
An Extra Ordinary Life
Dream Herald
Damo,

I want to know the name of your informant.

Lilla ...

Comment by Damo

December 12th 2007 04:22


For the Sake of Argument
My Apologetics
Lilla

I was just reading some website that told me that only a few people are going to heaven.
Really Long Link

I just love this quote:
I have no doubts whatsoever that 90% of the people in this world are going to Hell.

and this quote:
Let's assume that I'm right concerning the percentages. Let's just assume that only 1% of the population is truly born-again. This means that 2,328 people enter into Heaven each and every day. Sadly, 230,548 people plunge into hell-fire each and every day. What percentage of people do you believe are truly saved? If you say "ALL," then you are obviously NOT a believer. There are an estimated 1,000,000,000 Muslims in the world, all denying that Jesus is the Son of God, all denying that Christ ever died on the cross, all denying that Jesus is God. There are another estimated 1,000,000,000 Catholics in the world, all who believe that Mary is deity, that the Seven-Sacraments are essential to salvation, that the pope is God upon the earth, that the priest has power to forgive sins and that good works can get them to Heaven. I witnessed to a Catholic man this week who proclaimed that he didn't believe Jesus was God. How sad! Most of the world has been deceived by false religion. Yes friend, billions of people are going to Hell. Each and every HOUR, roughly 9,500 people die. Thousands of those people go straight to hell

How can ever hope to argue with that?
So lets face it. I am toast either way and as a result I am going to party on.

Comment by Mal

December 12th 2007 04:31


Mal
Is faith born of logic and reason? Or born of faith itself? Does faith transcend logic and reason yet align with it somehow? Or does it stand outside of logic and reason? Does something that defies logic and reason belong to the realm of faith alone? Or should faith be eradicated? Should to believe something defies logic and reason mean we should exclude it from ever thinking about it again, or should we pay it some attention? Should some things just be accepted or should everything be subject to the scrutiny of logic and reason. How does a litte sperm make a baby? You're a father? How much effort did you put into that? Can you remember the exact root you had that produced the baby? Or do you just accept that one night your spem penetrated your wife's vagina and did the thing it was supposed to do? When you look at your children, do you say, I did this, and I just logically and rationally justify how I did this, or do you just accept the fact that you just had a bit of a naughty with your wife and don't understand how babies come about? Or do you sort of tell your spem that it should be logical and rational as it goes up your wife's vaginal tunnel and have complete control over it by the powers of logic and reason? And where do her powers of logic and reason enter this debate. What if she says, by the power of logic and reason I don't want to conceive? I think it's all a load of bunkum myself. Some things just need to be accepted as miracles beyond our control (beyond our powers of logic and reasoning). I have never known a peson to bring a child into this world though the sheer force of their blog. If you can explain spermatozoa to me and give me a complete rundown on the history of women's ovarian tubes and pregnancy and how babies are made I might believe you know everything ... but quite frankly? I think if you love a woman, you end up copulating with her and hope like hell that something beyond your powers of logic and reasoning produce a baby. Then you spend your life loving your wife and your children. You don't philosophise about why. You just accept it. You don't get up in the morning and ask. Why am I having breakfast? I must write a blog about why I have breakfast. It all gets too much Damo. Just accept that certain things in life are beyond logic and reasoning. Etc ... cya

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

December 12th 2007 04:40


Pop Culturist
There's so many versions of The Book - think I'll wait til the movie comes out - or have I missed that too?

Humph . . .




Comment by tlcorbin

December 12th 2007 05:05


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I'm old enough to have conversed with several of the old saints and heathens mentioned in the bible; turned out devil or saint labels were entirely dependent upon who wrote the history tomes. So, Damo, I'll just wait until one our creators cruises on down to earth on a gravity beam and ask if he brought his home movies of creation, because I lost mine. Raven

Comment by Louie

December 12th 2007 05:09


Climate Forum
Climate Red
randomthoughts
Phil's Wellness Tips
will there be a little place in hell for orbelrs?

Comment by Damo

December 12th 2007 05:18


For the Sake of Argument
My Apologetics
Mal
Is that you David?
My eyes hurt after reading what you wrote.
I shall take on board what you say but I will; probably burn anyway.

MNG
Film version indeed.
You lazy guy.
Perhaps I could form a lazy cult.
Then again I can not be bothered.

Raven
Sound to me like we be joining the Scientologists.
Sure its wrong but with my twisted mind it could be fun.


Comment by Damo

December 12th 2007 05:21


For the Sake of Argument
My Apologetics
Louie

According the figures we are all going there.
Maybe we are already dead and this is hell.

That would explain a lot.

Comment by KylieW

December 12th 2007 06:24


Celebrity Obsession
And I don't believe in heaven or hell.

So I'm definitely going to hell. Damn, that kinda sux.
Oh well, all my friends will be hell too. So heaven would of being very boring anyway

Comment by Kleonaptra

December 12th 2007 06:29


Kalikapsychosis
Nice work man, could not have said it better myself.

Comment by jazzman

December 12th 2007 07:12


Jazzman Tales
Jazzman's Tales part 3
If you wish to look at things in a Biblical way then it is wrote that there is no clouds to sit on or harps to make a noise with, or holding a social meeting in heaven or shoveling coal in hell till all earth have been dead for over 1000 years then the time for the roll call those not in it shall go to the flame etc those who answer the call will all as one go to meet there maker not him come down to them in the meantime all go to sleep and dream of better things.

See Daniels Prophesies or read Revelations properly it is in there and one does not have to be born again to understand he just has to be inquisitive like me

I still wonder!!!!!!!!!

Jazzman

Comment by Damo

December 12th 2007 07:52


For the Sake of Argument
My Apologetics
KylieW

Maybe Hell is getting too much of what you want until you get sick of it.
Maybe through some twist of logic Heaven for you is Hell for everyone else.

Kleo
Thanks for joining.
Just stiring the pot.


Jazzman
Thanks for commenting.

But this guy on the net was so emphatic and even did the maths to prove his case.
So if what he says is true, there will be two lines. One with only a few people on it and another very crowd going over the cliff to hell.
How could he possibly be wrong?

Comment by Lilla

December 12th 2007 07:54


Enviro Warrior
An Extra Ordinary Life
Dream Herald
Damo,

Thanks for the link, interesting maths and ...um...'logic?'

I see your point.

You know the Buddhists, (and Veda's) say that you must live your dying every minute, because the very last thought you have here on earth, will influence your next life... consequently, it kind of makes sence to me... if it's ..."oh I'm going to hell now..." then your next life might well resemble it... so many people around me live a continuous hell here on earth, what's the difference?

I don't see what all the hullabaloo is about. Some of the wrost (inhumane - out of touch)citizens I've known had been born again... I mean how many times does one have to acknowledge that a bloke named Jesus (along with a bunch of other dieties) walked about the place, once in order to help mankind evolve spiritually to be better beings... not sure the daming kind of God king is one I want, anyway... it flies in the face of the message doesn't it?

Lilla...

Comment by jazzman

December 12th 2007 07:55


Jazzman Tales
Jazzman's Tales part 3
And let us remember that Satan has many discuses and is known as the best fast change artist now who do you think should have starred in the Omen?

jazzman

Comment by JohnDoe

December 12th 2007 08:07


Film & TV on DVD
Isn't eating meet on a Friday a hell worthy offence?

Comment by Damo

December 12th 2007 08:32


For the Sake of Argument
My Apologetics
Lilla

Here is question out of the blue.
If I was Satan would I set up a Church of Satan or would I set up a copy of my enemies church and pervert the message?

Just a silly question.

Jazzman

What if watching the Omen send you to Hell? You never know. Maybe God is a cranky old man who likes nothing better than creating hell fodder.

JD
I believe that the practice of not eating meat on Fridays was a changeable observance, like the choice of candle colour,etc.
But it could be a hell worthy sin or not eating meat could be hell worthy. You never know. Chances are, if you pick one it is wrong.

Comment by jazzman

December 12th 2007 08:41


Jazzman Tales
Jazzman's Tales part 3
Boy and I thought that everybody could spin their heads around the whole 360 degrees, I am learning


jazzman


Comment by Damo

December 12th 2007 10:57


For the Sake of Argument
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Jazzman
This my absurd take on what I thought was an absurb claim.

Comment by Cibbuano

December 12th 2007 22:26


20/20 Filmsight
Science News
Hunt Famous
Orble Post of the Day
Fat Cult
Techbreak
that was a funny website with hilarious math...

Comment by Lilla

December 12th 2007 22:43


Enviro Warrior
An Extra Ordinary Life
Dream Herald
Damo,

The answer to that question would depend on the size of your ego.

Comment by Damo

December 12th 2007 23:08


For the Sake of Argument
My Apologetics
Cibbuanno

I love the maths too.
But most of all I love the image of the tiny narrow path to Heaven and the four lane highway off the cliff to Hell.
All down hill of course.

Lilla
I don't know, my ego is pretty big.

Comment by Damo

December 13th 2007 10:56


For the Sake of Argument
My Apologetics
Aziz

Thanks for you comments.

I could give you advice but if I am wrong and you follow it then we burn together.

Or is it that I am trying to lead astray?

Comment by Jeff Musall

December 14th 2007 02:30


Secular Humanity
Well, Hell...
What's a guy to do?
Actually, I think hell gets a bad rap (propaganda, ya know) so we should be allright..

Comment by Damo

December 14th 2007 08:56


For the Sake of Argument
My Apologetics
Jeff

Maybe it is getting better wrap than you think.
People pay good money to go an S&M club.
Some may think Hell is just a free ride.

Comment by Anonymous

January 18th 2008 06:22
Since when was Jesus meant to be God? Either Jesus was the son of God, or he was God. Did God get Mary to give birth to itself? rofl

Comment by Damo

May 7th 2008 00:22


For the Sake of Argument
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Anon

You can believe that and burn anyway.

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