Art of Blog by Sun Tsu Damo: The secrets of saving the world and your fragile ego
September 17th 2007 00:13
Art of Blog by Sun Tsu Damo: The secrets of saving the world and your fragile ego
The ‘Art of Blog’ is an ancient text written over 2000 years ago by the person used to listen to second hand quotes from ‘Art of War’ by Sun Tsu. Thus he was both a master of collecting accurate knowledge and accepting it to be true on face value. This is secret knowledge intended only for a select few who learn the Art of Blog in order to win battles and thereby save the world and civilization as we know it. As is self evident civilization stands or falls on the opinions of a Blog. Ask any self righteous blogger and they will act as if this is true. Now the ancient and obviously authentic text has been interpreted so all may learn its secrets.
Here are some quotes from ‘Art of Blog’ buy Sun Tsu Damo:
Part 1: Empty Your Head
Sun Tsu Damo writes:
When engaging an enemy one must first be certain that you have an enemy. If in doubt you must assume that everyone is your enemy. Ref: p:10
It make occur to you at some stage that you opponent may have a point or even some intelligence. These are black thoughts that you must rid yourself of. It is obvious that they have no point because they disagree with you and thus must also be stupid. Ref: p:2
The definition of stupidity is someone who disagrees with you. Ref: p:1
The definition of evil is something that you don’t personally like. This is an unshakeable law and should never be questioned. Ref : p :1
Courage is defined by you as anything that you do and cowardice is everything that you opponent does. This is also true is you say you are going to do something brave. Whether you do something brave or not, it is the thought that counts. Ref
:1
On the question of God, you must be ready for him to take your advice. Ref: p:3
If God is so perfect then why does he need your advice so much? Ref: p:3
Remember that the first thing that you have thought to be correct will always be correct. No amount of evidence or logic should sway you in this. You must hold on to the notion that you are always right. This is an unshakeable law. Ref: p:10
Such the Art of an Empty Head
Part 2: Cunning Plans
Before setting about to blog the wise tactician must put aside any distraction like conflicting evidence. Ref: p:12
Repeatedly quoting one source of information is without doubt the most brilliant way of proving you intelligence. You must spend time to convince yourself that it must be correct. Ref: p:13
Do not read a book with more 100 pages. It will slow down on your journey. You must only take in hearsay evidence, anecdotes, and idioms. These are your first weapons, so keep them handy. Ref: p : 20
You must have your big guns ready to fire first. Ref: p:21
Insults are your big guns. You must collect as many as you can before setting off to do battle. Insults show your intelligence to you enemy and to yourself. Ref: p:23
The most evil text you will see is: “Sticks and Stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me”. An opponent that believes in this must be evil beyond all hope. They are so evil that you have no words to say. You must never engage such an enemy directly. Ref: p:25
Contempt shows that you are superior. So be as condescending as you can be. Prepare your patronizing tone before you even come to do battle. Ref:22
Such is the Art of a Cunning Plan.
Part 3: Baffling Tactics
The enemy that you seek destroy is everywhere and you cannot take them on alone. You must have sacrificial allies as support. Ref: p:30
The enemy must never be allowed to use his intelligence or evidence to convince you of anything. Contempt of the enemy is your best defence. Ref: p:31
A widely read enemy is contemptuous of highly selective reading. Show them no mercy. Ref: p:32
Humans have emotions so exploit them with subtle insults and contempt. Ref: p:34
A true Blog warrior has only to feign emotional distress at the correct time and be contemptuous of the enemies emotions at all times. Ref: p:34
Emotions are such unpredictable things so keep the battle on the emotional level and always talk about the logic of your position. This will totally baffle the enemy as to why you are doing this. Ref: p:35
Metaphorically speaking your enemy is trying to play chess with you. So learn the rules of checkers before you start. This will totally baffle your enemy as to why you are doing this. Ref: p:36
Irrelevant references to useless information is a great delaying tactic if need more time to think up insults. Use them all the time. Any enemy that thinks that you are genuinely engaging their intelligence will be fooled into wasting hours on useless garbage that proves nothing. Ref: p:37
It is always better to tell someone to research the information without giving any references then insult them for not doing so. You want to use the enemy’s time so that you can think more insults. Ref: p:38
Never leave the safety of you fortress to engage the enemy. You may venture to your sacrificial lambs site but only to give a few added insults and impress them with your contempt of the common enemy. Upon leaving you must make a meaningless statement to show you utter contempt for them. Ref: p:39
If caught in the open feign emotions and cry foul. Get a sacrificial lamb to save you then leave them to take all the heat. Ref: p:40
Your sacrificial lambs must worship the ground you walk on so a little butt kissing goes a long way. If they are wounded or killed in battle, feign sympathy for their plight and they will never suspect that you deserted them at the crucial moment.Ref: p:41
Emotionally charged people make excellent sacrificial lambs in battle. They will happily throw themselves into the fray thinking that they are doing it for a higher cause. Ref: p:43
If the enemy refuses to come you must bother them by making baffling statements that are designed to trigger emotions. This will bring other enemies to your stronghold where you can practice your insults. The object of this baffling tactic is to start a larger flame war that involves your intended enemy. Ref: p:45
If your enemy still refuses to fight then insult them,
If they are quiet harass them,
Make bold accusations to trigger emotions,
Call them cowards, losers, ingrates, idiots, traitors and anything else that comes to mind,
The purpose is to drag more people to be flamed in your fortress.
This will be a baffling tactic for your enemy. Ref: p:46
Such is the Art of Baffling Tactics.
Sun Tsu Damo writes:
These are the tools to fight and fight and fight without even winning or losing but to maintain the level of vitriol that is required to feed your own fragile ego.
It is like a treadmill. Fascinating to watch but never actually goes anywhere.
Here are some quotes from ‘Art of Blog’ buy Sun Tsu Damo:
Part 1: Empty Your Head
Sun Tsu Damo writes:
When engaging an enemy one must first be certain that you have an enemy. If in doubt you must assume that everyone is your enemy. Ref: p:10
It make occur to you at some stage that you opponent may have a point or even some intelligence. These are black thoughts that you must rid yourself of. It is obvious that they have no point because they disagree with you and thus must also be stupid. Ref: p:2
The definition of stupidity is someone who disagrees with you. Ref: p:1
The definition of evil is something that you don’t personally like. This is an unshakeable law and should never be questioned. Ref : p :1
Courage is defined by you as anything that you do and cowardice is everything that you opponent does. This is also true is you say you are going to do something brave. Whether you do something brave or not, it is the thought that counts. Ref
:1On the question of God, you must be ready for him to take your advice. Ref: p:3
If God is so perfect then why does he need your advice so much? Ref: p:3
Remember that the first thing that you have thought to be correct will always be correct. No amount of evidence or logic should sway you in this. You must hold on to the notion that you are always right. This is an unshakeable law. Ref: p:10
Such the Art of an Empty Head
Part 2: Cunning Plans
Before setting about to blog the wise tactician must put aside any distraction like conflicting evidence. Ref: p:12
Repeatedly quoting one source of information is without doubt the most brilliant way of proving you intelligence. You must spend time to convince yourself that it must be correct. Ref: p:13
Do not read a book with more 100 pages. It will slow down on your journey. You must only take in hearsay evidence, anecdotes, and idioms. These are your first weapons, so keep them handy. Ref: p : 20
You must have your big guns ready to fire first. Ref: p:21
Insults are your big guns. You must collect as many as you can before setting off to do battle. Insults show your intelligence to you enemy and to yourself. Ref: p:23
The most evil text you will see is: “Sticks and Stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me”. An opponent that believes in this must be evil beyond all hope. They are so evil that you have no words to say. You must never engage such an enemy directly. Ref: p:25
Contempt shows that you are superior. So be as condescending as you can be. Prepare your patronizing tone before you even come to do battle. Ref
:22Such is the Art of a Cunning Plan.
Part 3: Baffling Tactics
The enemy that you seek destroy is everywhere and you cannot take them on alone. You must have sacrificial allies as support. Ref: p:30
The enemy must never be allowed to use his intelligence or evidence to convince you of anything. Contempt of the enemy is your best defence. Ref: p:31
A widely read enemy is contemptuous of highly selective reading. Show them no mercy. Ref: p:32
Humans have emotions so exploit them with subtle insults and contempt. Ref: p:34
A true Blog warrior has only to feign emotional distress at the correct time and be contemptuous of the enemies emotions at all times. Ref: p:34
Emotions are such unpredictable things so keep the battle on the emotional level and always talk about the logic of your position. This will totally baffle the enemy as to why you are doing this. Ref: p:35
Metaphorically speaking your enemy is trying to play chess with you. So learn the rules of checkers before you start. This will totally baffle your enemy as to why you are doing this. Ref: p:36
Irrelevant references to useless information is a great delaying tactic if need more time to think up insults. Use them all the time. Any enemy that thinks that you are genuinely engaging their intelligence will be fooled into wasting hours on useless garbage that proves nothing. Ref: p:37
It is always better to tell someone to research the information without giving any references then insult them for not doing so. You want to use the enemy’s time so that you can think more insults. Ref: p:38
Never leave the safety of you fortress to engage the enemy. You may venture to your sacrificial lambs site but only to give a few added insults and impress them with your contempt of the common enemy. Upon leaving you must make a meaningless statement to show you utter contempt for them. Ref: p:39
If caught in the open feign emotions and cry foul. Get a sacrificial lamb to save you then leave them to take all the heat. Ref: p:40
Your sacrificial lambs must worship the ground you walk on so a little butt kissing goes a long way. If they are wounded or killed in battle, feign sympathy for their plight and they will never suspect that you deserted them at the crucial moment.Ref: p:41
Emotionally charged people make excellent sacrificial lambs in battle. They will happily throw themselves into the fray thinking that they are doing it for a higher cause. Ref: p:43
If the enemy refuses to come you must bother them by making baffling statements that are designed to trigger emotions. This will bring other enemies to your stronghold where you can practice your insults. The object of this baffling tactic is to start a larger flame war that involves your intended enemy. Ref: p:45
If your enemy still refuses to fight then insult them,
If they are quiet harass them,
Make bold accusations to trigger emotions,
Call them cowards, losers, ingrates, idiots, traitors and anything else that comes to mind,
The purpose is to drag more people to be flamed in your fortress.
This will be a baffling tactic for your enemy. Ref: p:46
Such is the Art of Baffling Tactics.
Sun Tsu Damo writes:
These are the tools to fight and fight and fight without even winning or losing but to maintain the level of vitriol that is required to feed your own fragile ego.
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Thanks for being versed in the Art of Blog by Sun Tsu Damo (no relation).
Yes I believe that is mentioned under a chapter called "If all else fails"