I am going to reclaim the moral high ground by my liberal use of the word Sociopath.
November 1st 2008 00:08
I am going to reclaim the moral high ground by my liberal use of the word Sociopath.
Pretend that I am a fiction character and I think like this:
Day 1
I am you and free and so up myself that my colon and head are best of friend. Now I am now particularly bright but I do know how snarl and snap out insult like no one on the planet. Did I mention how up myself I am? Time to start a blog so others can bath in my reflected glory.
Day 2
Woo Hoo! My first blog and no one blew me off as the no talent hack that I am. I think this love. The kind of love that people should have for me. Of course I am above such emotions but I have no problem with being loved and adored by millions.
Day 3
What happened here? My first post was a hit and my second was ignored. Those ingrates, they are lucky that I even write for them.
Day 4
Hey, I found someone that does not agree with me on something and so I will go make a fool out of them. I shall make a fool of them with my quick insults and witty put downs. Nothing makes me look more important than stomping on other people. People are sure to love me for that.
Day 5
Oh crap, this person that I do not like won’t stay still as kick the crap out of them. They even gave a few insults back at me. Me? How dare they? I will show them. I will really show them.
1 week later
Hey, this is great I found other who do not like this person also. Now if I really kick the crap out of this person I will be considered the best and most popular person on the Blog site. They will worship me as a God. Bahahaha!
Week 2
Why won’t this pesky person go down and stay down. I am using my best insults and they can take it in their stride. Don’t they know that because they disagree with me they must roll over and beg for mercy? Time to get serious and play dirty. I know, I will search the internet for personal information on my target and use it to creep them out. Bahahahaha! I am so brilliant.
One Day later
Touchdown! Goal! Score! I am a god. I freaked the person out so much that they thought that I was a violent stalker that once haunted their lives. Hahahaha! I am so clever. Now to boast about it. MY new adoring fans will worship me as a god and a clever dick.
One hour later
What the..? There are always ingrates who do not appreciate what I do for them. Calling me a cyber stalker will you? How dare you? I only investigated the personal life of a fellow blogger and putting it on line because of the public interest. It is my duty to do this as a libertarian. The public have the right to know. I do so from a pseudonym so that the same cannot be done to me. I am clever. Bahahaha!
Two weeks later
All quiet on the Blog front and people have forgotten about the so called ‘stalking incident’. Those ingrates. The blog owners thankfully let me get away with it and so that makes it 100% morally correct. Time to find some other people to stomp on as no one seems to be talking about me this week.
Week 6
Digging, digging and looking for dirt. I now have a list of enemies but I do not have any real dirt on them. Hmmm? What can I do? I know I’ll try the religion thang baby. Nothing gets points more than telling everyone that I am an expert in something that I know so little about. Bahahaha!
The next day
Installing photoshop again... Searching the internet for a crack... Damn the crack failed.... Trying again... Got it. Now to show my intelligence by putting other people’s names on it.... Done and lets start posting. Wait. I need to do this right. Lets first frame this with a diatribe about how I am the victim heroically defending my people. Yes I am that clever....Bahahaha!
One hour later
Bigot? I am the bigot? Just because I used other people’s names, associated it with a religion in the hope that people will hate them. They dare call me a bigot! No, no, they are the wrong ones. Time to play the victim card again. I like that one.
Several days later
Search the internet, who everyone knows is the best and most accurate source of information, for something to use. What was that word that made feel so bad? Socialist? No, that wasn’t it. Socialite? No, that wasn’t it. Sociopath? Yes, that was it. That makes me so mad! I wonder what it means. Open Google.
One hour later.
Oh, my GOD! Now I am mad. Stalking is not even mentioned here. I will show them with my lame attempt at satire.
Copy Paste.
Add a few insults and...
Publish.
Now by accusing those who are not sociopaths of being sociopaths I am truly the God of Blog.
Bahahaha.
Editorial Comment:
This a completely fictional story that has bearing on reality or good taste.
Sociopaths are dangerous people.
I have based this upon a post I wrote in 2007.
Here is the link: Really Long Link
Does my old post remind you of another post? Hmmmm?
Pretend that I am a fiction character and I think like this:
Irony is somethign full of crap that thinks it is gold.
Day 1
I am you and free and so up myself that my colon and head are best of friend. Now I am now particularly bright but I do know how snarl and snap out insult like no one on the planet. Did I mention how up myself I am? Time to start a blog so others can bath in my reflected glory.
Day 2
Woo Hoo! My first blog and no one blew me off as the no talent hack that I am. I think this love. The kind of love that people should have for me. Of course I am above such emotions but I have no problem with being loved and adored by millions.
Day 3
What happened here? My first post was a hit and my second was ignored. Those ingrates, they are lucky that I even write for them.
Day 4
Hey, I found someone that does not agree with me on something and so I will go make a fool out of them. I shall make a fool of them with my quick insults and witty put downs. Nothing makes me look more important than stomping on other people. People are sure to love me for that.
Day 5
Oh crap, this person that I do not like won’t stay still as kick the crap out of them. They even gave a few insults back at me. Me? How dare they? I will show them. I will really show them.
1 week later
Hey, this is great I found other who do not like this person also. Now if I really kick the crap out of this person I will be considered the best and most popular person on the Blog site. They will worship me as a God. Bahahaha!
Week 2
Why won’t this pesky person go down and stay down. I am using my best insults and they can take it in their stride. Don’t they know that because they disagree with me they must roll over and beg for mercy? Time to get serious and play dirty. I know, I will search the internet for personal information on my target and use it to creep them out. Bahahahaha! I am so brilliant.
One Day later
Touchdown! Goal! Score! I am a god. I freaked the person out so much that they thought that I was a violent stalker that once haunted their lives. Hahahaha! I am so clever. Now to boast about it. MY new adoring fans will worship me as a god and a clever dick.
One hour later
What the..? There are always ingrates who do not appreciate what I do for them. Calling me a cyber stalker will you? How dare you? I only investigated the personal life of a fellow blogger and putting it on line because of the public interest. It is my duty to do this as a libertarian. The public have the right to know. I do so from a pseudonym so that the same cannot be done to me. I am clever. Bahahaha!
Two weeks later
All quiet on the Blog front and people have forgotten about the so called ‘stalking incident’. Those ingrates. The blog owners thankfully let me get away with it and so that makes it 100% morally correct. Time to find some other people to stomp on as no one seems to be talking about me this week.
Week 6
Digging, digging and looking for dirt. I now have a list of enemies but I do not have any real dirt on them. Hmmm? What can I do? I know I’ll try the religion thang baby. Nothing gets points more than telling everyone that I am an expert in something that I know so little about. Bahahaha!
The next day
Installing photoshop again... Searching the internet for a crack... Damn the crack failed.... Trying again... Got it. Now to show my intelligence by putting other people’s names on it.... Done and lets start posting. Wait. I need to do this right. Lets first frame this with a diatribe about how I am the victim heroically defending my people. Yes I am that clever....Bahahaha!
One hour later
Bigot? I am the bigot? Just because I used other people’s names, associated it with a religion in the hope that people will hate them. They dare call me a bigot! No, no, they are the wrong ones. Time to play the victim card again. I like that one.
Several days later
Search the internet, who everyone knows is the best and most accurate source of information, for something to use. What was that word that made feel so bad? Socialist? No, that wasn’t it. Socialite? No, that wasn’t it. Sociopath? Yes, that was it. That makes me so mad! I wonder what it means. Open Google.
One hour later.
Oh, my GOD! Now I am mad. Stalking is not even mentioned here. I will show them with my lame attempt at satire.
Copy Paste.
Add a few insults and...
Publish.
Now by accusing those who are not sociopaths of being sociopaths I am truly the God of Blog.
Bahahaha.
Editorial Comment:
This a completely fictional story that has bearing on reality or good taste.
Sociopaths are dangerous people.
I have based this upon a post I wrote in 2007.
Here is the link: Really Long Link
Does my old post remind you of another post? Hmmmm?
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Comment by Lady Henrietta Muddling
Potter in a Harry
Excuse the lack of non-French, but Fuck it. These posts about blogging are funnier than anything seriously non-blogging could ever be about in the blogosphere.
I haven't even got half way through this one. It's far too funny.
Comment by Damo
For the Sake of Argument
My Apologetics
This is about a factional Blogger who cuts and pastes his blog from the internet in a vein attempt at smear.
I could also write something just as fictional about how a monkey worships its own tail.
Enjoy the ride.
Comment by Lady Henrietta Muddling
Potter in a Harry
In 1928, Dr Papanicolaou discovered that cells in the cervix change in appearance before they become cancerous. The Pap smear, named after the doctor, is used to check changes in the cervix (the neck of the womb) at the top of the vagina. It is a screening tool to find early warning signs that cancer might develop in the future.
He's a C* of a man.
The name of an effeminate homosexual male's anus when well used by other homosexuals.
Turn over and show me that man c*, boy.
2. man c*
The area on a man between his balls and his anus. Often smeared with chocolate from his rusty sheriffs badge
Im sweating like a fucker on my man c*
3. man c*
Name given to male who possesses c* like qualities
I can't believe you won't come out, you are such a man c*.
Boy, cutting and pasting takes time. I'd much rather write something original.
Comment by S.L.
The Political Brief
Comment by Damo
For the Sake of Argument
My Apologetics
Rough but I think I know where you are coming from.
If I made cut and paste posts. I could increase my output 10 fold. The stats would reflect my activity and I would zoom to the top of the heap.
Hmmmm?
Tempting.
Comment by Damo
For the Sake of Argument
My Apologetics
Thanks for your comments.
Any correlation with any person living or brain-dead is purely coincidental.
Comment by Nevar
ad hominem
the inner sanctum
fire in your eyes - ink in your pen
Writers Challenge ~ 2008
Just say no to creativity. Individual thoughts are dangerous to the collective.
Eh, FLICK all who disagree from their lofty heights into the pits.
Comment by Damo
For the Sake of Argument
My Apologetics
Thanks for your comments.
Just say No to ability
Just say no to common sense.
Inverted snobbery is still snobbery.
ps: I did not cut and paste that.
Comment by Someone
Random Musings on Life, Love and Everything
Let's Get Down To Business
Funny post. Orble is so much more exciting nowadays than when I was writing on it a year or two ago... very fun to watch all these argumentative posts.
Comment by Someone
Random Musings on Life, Love and Everything
Let's Get Down To Business
I tried with Bradish, but she seems a little... fanatical? I thought the 'liberal' crowd would be more open to it, but they're just as closed minded as she is... maybe a lost cause, i dunno...
Comment by Damo
For the Sake of Argument
My Apologetics
Thanks for comments.
So you Laptop is dancing fine now? I am glad to hear it.
These posts are what I can poop out in my sleep.
They require no effort at all.
If they entertain the crowd I am fine with that.
Comment by Damo
For the Sake of Argument
My Apologetics
Missed the second comment.
A debate is an excellent idea.
As long as it is refereed by an experienced person who know how to control the decorum.
I organized one for David vs SLB.
Personally I found that it was beneficial to both parties and the observers as well. It did elevate the intellectual level above sledging.
The current environment of Orble I find disappointing and anti-intellectual. So many people pretending to be educated as they invent insults and put downs. Very different from when it first started.
The question who shall debate over what subject?
I am happy for your to field the concept with others.
Comment by Ahmed
techy.Bytes
Video Gamer Kids
Little Green Foosballs
PolyKicks
Qwerk
Cinema Three
I don't know how, but in some obscure way of thinking htis makes me feel special
Comment by Damo
For the Sake of Argument
My Apologetics
Thanks for your comments.
If you are chasing hits then go ahead.
It is easy to do.
Personally I think any ranking system on Orble just distracts from the task of writing. Popularity does not always equate to quality.
Comment by D. Armenta
The Florida Keys and Everglades
The Black Sheep Chronicles
What constitutes bad manners?
The male mystique
Debate Fan
L.A.M.P.
Oh man..I should have taken a different approach to this whole blog thing.
Hey Someone--I've had the same problem. Want to debate? A real debate instead of trading insults?
Comment by Nevar
ad hominem
the inner sanctum
fire in your eyes - ink in your pen
Writers Challenge ~ 2008
Comment by Damo
For the Sake of Argument
My Apologetics
There is an ambition system on Orble.
I used to play king of the rocks at school but then I grew up.
Nevar
A real debate with out insults?
Doesn't that require a degree of maturity and a sense that the opponent is human being rather than a problem to be eliminated?