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My Apologetics - October 2008

Apple's new Product The I-Rack

October 30th 2008 02:13
Apple's new Product The I-Rack

Finally a product that we all need.
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Another randon pic. I like random.




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Another of my efforts to offend people as much as I can.

October 29th 2008 23:28
Another of my efforts to offend people as much as I can.
kaos
My Kaos Theory

It has come to my attention that not enough of you are being offended by what I write. I am actually jealous of another writer whose post was hit with a mature rating. How did this happen? I can understand if the he had images of sex toys or interspecies animals procreating but I guess frivolous words are more offensive than anything at all. The world is now safe from radical people trying to write posts to highlight the silliness of people take themselves too serious. We cannot have that, can we?


Anyway I am looking back on all I have written and suddenly I realise that I have only had one post deemed offensive enough to be slapped with a ‘Mature Warning’. I want more.

Who can I offend today?

We need to make plastic miniature Obama’s to sit on the dashboards of our cars as we drive along the freeways on election day. These Obama statues will sit where the plastic Jesus statue used to sit. Before people drive off they will say a small prayer to Obama for the audacity to hope.

The Palin clothes will be given to charity after the election. So it will be a good week for all you struggling writers to visit the OP Shop. $5000 designer suits will be going out for a song. Look for well dressed paint sniffers after the election. Sorry I meant struggling writers.

McCain wants to be president because of his war record. In his last war he proved his skills by getting caught by the enemy.

Who is Messiah Obama’s running mate again? Some guy. Eh? Can he walk on water too? All you need is audacious hope.

Cup Day verses US Election Day. Here we get drunk, hang out at Flemington and hope like hell we wake up the next day in bed with a super model. In the US they have an election and no one votes.

Where did Chairman Rudd go to after the election? Kevin 747.

The Apple I-pod range has now added a new device called the I-Rack. It is very unstable and no one wants it.

Dr Phil shut the hell up. Every person who goes on your show is less neurotic than you and they have more hair. Oh what a surprise you have written another bloody book of crack pots that you never cured. ‘Dr Phil’s The Audacity of Nope’

Hands up anyone who gives the slightest crap about Dr Who’s love life? I don’t see any hands. What does that tell you BBC? Less sugar more Dalek blood splatter.

Scientists have finally found the gene that controls feral behaviour. It is hoped that by better understanding how ferals cannot help being feral we will one day as a society learn to accept their stinkiness. Further genetic studies are being made to see if Volvo drivers need the same kind of acceptance.

Another person who read Orwell’s 1984 in high school? I am so frightened of what will happen in 1984.

I want to be an ethicist. “Sleep with me baby because you know it is the only ethical thing to do.” I would be so tempted to abuse the power.

I am an orphan. That means I have just won the comparative sympathetic stereotype. So I win all arguments for who I am. Pathetic win every time.

After the financial meltdown India will buy all of America. Then they will outsource their call centres to Americans who have to learn Indian accents.

What the frig does lOl mean? Answer: It means I do not actually find what you wrote as funny. In fact I am actually peeved that you wrote it. By putting lOl it makes me looking like a superior twerp who laughs at nothing. All this time I still think it means one ‘o’ one. I am still trying to work that out.

I have another login as person who hates my guts. We always fight on line. Hehehe...

Another Born Again Agnostic Theologian. ZZZZZZZZZZZ....

Another blogger stands up for human rights by blogging about it instead of doing some about it. ZZZZZZZZ.

Liberty means the freedom to deny liberty to all those that theoretically threaten my liberty. So by crushing that person I am actually doing a good thing because it is all about protecting liberty.


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LTTE aircraft bomb Colombo again

October 29th 2008 10:22
LTTE aircraft bomb Colombo again
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This map show the where the attacks occured and how much land is still occupied by the LTTE.


The LTTE are the only terrorist organization in the world that has an air force. It is often quoted by various sources that they may have up to 5 specially modified Czech-built Zlin-143 light aircraft. Last night the LTTE launch an air born attack against two targets.
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Colombo soon after the attack


The first target was against a military base in the North West Mannar district. The second and more serious attack was against power station in the Sri Lankan capital of Colombo.

According to the Sri Lankan Military the attack left one person dead and three injured. The Colombo power station was slightly damaged when one of the turbines caught fire. However the fire fighters quickly put out the flames. Authorities blacked out the nation’s capital soon after word came about the Mannar attack.

In the meantime the Sri Lankan army is within two kilometres of the Rebel’s Capital Kilinochchi. The rebel town is surrounded by a three meter high barrier of earth called The Bund. Heavily mined and dotted with bunkers The Bund was designed to prevent army tanks. In the last week it was reported in the news that Sri Lankan armed forces had penetrated The Bund and were slowly capturing territory. The fighting is believed to be intense with casualty figure increased by the day. In the last two days the Sri Lankan government has decided to suspend releasing casualty figures indicating that they may have increased suddenly.

The air attack upon Colombo seems to have caught the Sri Lankan defence by surprise. Past attacks upon Colombo also slipped through government defences.

This recent attack does indicate that the LTTE can mobilize their air force and strike Colombo.
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Mystic image of a dark city


Editorial Comment:

I spoke to friends living in Colombo after the last LTTE air attack on the capital. The random nature of an attack from the air seemed to have gripped the entire population with fear. The small light air craft flew in below radar and dropped bombs before the Sri Lankan air force had time to scramble some jets. The news of a prescribed terrorist organization like the LTTE having an air force sent shockwaves around the world.


The current action by the LTTE could be one of two things: it could be a desperate action by a losing arm or it could be a message to say that they can still strike at the heart of Colombo. I will write more on the subject of the civil war when more new come in.

Here is a video of the recent fighting near the LTTE capital.
Sorry about the language but for some reason they do not speak English.
However you do get an idea of how intense the fighting has been of late.


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My next candidate for the US election :Chairman Rudd

October 28th 2008 06:55

As December 7th approaches, and Chairman Rudd gives out 10 Billion Dollars worth of money specifically targeted to anyone who might have voted for him, let us remember with fondness our sublime leader and keep him close to our hearts as we toil in the fields!
rudd
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Sorry if I do not read your blogs, nothing personal but you bore me Sh*tless.

October 28th 2008 00:12
Sorry if I do not read your blogs, nothing personal but you bore me Sh*tless.
okay
I am happy that you are doing what makes you happy

It is a common problem in every social pool the conversation moves on but the infighting remains static. There are blogs that I honestly do not bother reading. I read the first few found them to be not my cup of tea and decided not to waste my time reading more. Other scream out for attention with a long list of enemies and diatribes better suited to an anger management class. Others seem like they have been written by a party hack somewhere and faxed over to the bloggers for distribution. How to vote card will emailed later. Obviously the one of the world seems to shine brightly from so many butts that I do not know which way to turn


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Ha ha ha. You can’t get me.

October 26th 2008 21:33
Ha ha ha. You can’t get me.

Now it is probably a strange thing that people may see a tiny little corner of the internet as belonging to them alone. However with double standards clearly in full swing why not? Today I rule all of this. Tomorrow a toilet block in West Melbourne. It doesn’t seem like much but I think my branch manager will be happy. I like my branch manager because he looks like Santa and Uncle Karl


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Technicolor Yawn

October 26th 2008 20:20
I dedicate this post to obvious 'Yellow Journalism' and 'Political Correctness.'

mine first
Thanks for taking my gloves without asking. Next time wipe them off.
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If you are running a Propaganda War try to be less Obvious than you are at this moment.

October 26th 2008 02:25
If you are running a Propaganda War try to be less Obvious than you are at this moment.
truth
Truth does matter

I know that a select few seem to think that they have discovered the method of proliferating a socio-political campaign in an unregulated site. For the unfamiliar this is an attempt to hijack an open forum in clandestine manner otherwise known as entrism. Never heard the word before? I am not surprised but it is an old tactic used by radical political zealots to make their ideological wet dreams appear to have popular support. In the future may give a brief history on entrism but for now let’s pretend that I made the word up


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Orissa Crisis: Raped Nun says Orissa police just stood by and watched.

October 24th 2008 22:26
Orissa Crisis: Raped Nun says Orissa police just stood by and watched.
nun
“I was raped and now I don’t want to be victimised by the Orissa police.”


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Hate Groups: Step One Haters Gather...

October 24th 2008 05:55
Hate Groups: Step One Haters Gather...
bhutto
Attacking for the sake of hate.

The FBI in the USA do a lot work tracking and putting a stop to hate groups. Some of these are gangs, others domestic terrorists like the KKK, others cults and others dangerous political extremists. One of the main things about an organization the size of the FBI is that they do a lot of research into the motivation of these groups. They look hard at the process of how a hate group forms and how it grows and finally how it manifests itself


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I could agree with you but then we would both be wrong.

October 23rd 2008 04:36
I could agree with you but then we would both be wrong.
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12 Angry Bloggers. A Great Film.


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The Second Annual Orble Dummy Spit Awards

October 21st 2008 20:41
The Second Annual Orble Dummy Spit Awards
dumm
The fine tradition of 'Spitting the Dummy' continues.

Last year’s award ceremony was a screaming success as candidates from far and wide endeavoured to outdo each other in the stakes as the greatest dummy spitter for the year. Needless to say that year was dominated by new levels of vitriol and contrived indignation that were truly spectacular. It was tough competition as bigger and more verbose dummy spits filled the virtual air


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News Flash: Nuns with Guns take over the Vatican.

October 21st 2008 00:51
News Flash: Nuns with Guns take over the Vatican.
nuns
Nuns with guns

A gaggle of mad nuns has taken over the Vatican in daring raid. They abandoned their usual casual clothes and ill fitting tracksuits and put on nun habits that they had hired from a costume shop. One nun had to wear a penguin suit because a gay rights parade in the same city caused a shortage. Dressed as nuns they looked the same as other nuns but had one difference. They were in fact bung nuns


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A Special Message to Everyone who has not been offended yet: I am doing my best to offend you too.

October 20th 2008 07:23
A Special Message to Everyone who has not been offended yet: I am doing my best to offend you too.
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A random elephant. I like random.

I just wanted to cover everyone


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There is a Bear in There

October 20th 2008 01:10
For the upcoming US election I am voting for the Bear.

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A Special Message to All Radical Pro Abortion Propagandists - Mass Murder is Everyone's Business

October 18th 2008 21:10
A Special Message to All Radical Pro Abortion Propagandists - Mass Murder is Everyones Business,

All humans deserve human rights


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In the upcoming US Election I have decided to run my own Candidate – Putin

October 18th 2008 01:02
In the upcoming US Election I have decided to run my own Candidate – Putin
putin
Forget policies. Just go for the coolest looking dude. Putin wins easily.


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Rudd’s War on the Economic Meltdown: Will it work?

October 16th 2008 00:12
Rudd’s War on the Economic Meltdown: Will it work?
rudd
Prime Minister Kevin Rudd - Keven07 then Kevin 747 and now Rudd Money.


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Madness in India as Christians Flee Orissa.

October 15th 2008 12:34
Madness in India as Christians Flee. Orissa
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50,000 forced to flee for their lives. Many of them Children


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Why the Internet is bad for you -Tron Guy

October 15th 2008 09:50
Why the Internet is bad for you.

Tron Guy


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Great Pretenders

October 14th 2008 11:45
Great Pretenders
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Premestral Pretension - watch out!

The world is full of pretenders. They are people who are getting through life using bluff as their capital weapon. Few things are as obvious as a great pretender even to the pretender themselves. They are the ones who find their level of incompetence and never lose confidence. They make their mark in the word like a set of skid marks going over a cliff. Often even the pretenders know that they are not fooling anyone but they have no plan B. Pretending is what they do and they will never change. They should be accepted for what they are and left roam free in the world. It is the way it is and the way it should always be. You cannot contain the pretentious any more than you can educate one. The only think we can do is to classify them and move on


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Australia Considers Listing the LTTE as a Terrorist Group

October 14th 2008 00:20
Australia Considers Listing the LTTE as a Terrorist Group