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My Apologetics - August 2008

Dr Mohamed Haneef cleared.

August 30th 2008 00:55
Dr Mohamed Haneef cleared.
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Dr Haneef in court. As drawn by a 5 year old.

The Australian Federal Police (AFP) has just cleared Dr Haneef of any involvement in terrorism. "At the present time there is insufficient evidence to institute proceedings against Dr Haneef for any criminal offence."


So after $8 million and more than twelve months of investigation the Federal Police have abandoned any further investigations into Dr Haneef. Over that last twelve month more than 600 officers have been involved in the case. The investigation started after one of Dr Haneef’s cousin was involved in a bungled terrorist incident at London’s Heathrow Airport. A mobile phone sim card given to his cousin as gift on a previous visit was incorrectly linked to the incident. Yet despite the obvious holes in the case Haneef was still being considered ‘a person of interest’ (ieuspect) by the AFP.

Upon hearing the news Dr Haneef’s lawyer Rod Hodgson made the following criticism of Mick Keelty who is the head of the current AFP.
“The continued claims by Mr Keelty that Dr Haneef was a 'person of interest' - which is the police euphemism for a suspect - has continued and exacerbated the damage to Dr Haneef's reputation that the unreasonable and unjustified actions of July 2, 2007, had already caused.
"We are ready to negotiate the terms of any apology and a damages settlement with the Government so as to avoid the unnecessary expense and further angst of civil litigation," Mr Hodgson said.


The admit ion by the AFP has been received well by Dr Haneef who still wants to return to Australia to continue his career in medicine.

Editorial Comment:
The question is no longer about Dr Haneef’s guilt but could easily be about the competence of the AFP and its ability to protect the Australian people. If this is an indication of how they operate then we may have much more to fear from terrorism than just the act itself. Mick Keetly and the AFP have been made look like a bunch of Keystone Cops who persecute the innocent in order to cover up their own blunders. Perhaps they should have a career in blogging instead.



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As an Australian Who Will You be Voting for in the upcoming USA Presidential Elections?
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Call me when it is all over. The television news is totally ruined.

Confused?
Not sure?
You had better make up your mind soon before the polls are closed.

So you had better Google all the domestic issues, watch all the party conventions and ride the emotional roller coaster. You had better worry yourself silly about who in charge of appointing judges and whether they have a comprehensive health care system. You had better be concerned as to whether they have the ‘ticker’ to keep going. For every gaff they make you had better have a readymade excuse. For ever mistake the opposing candidate makes you had better have a readymade insult. After all this is so important and you input is tremendously needed.

This is the hour of need and they need you.

You should all get worried and upset at what is going on because you opinion does count.

However even though you do not get a vote it does not mean that you vote would not count. It just means that your vote will never be counted.

No I am going off to think about something else rather than this travelling circus called the American Electoral Process. Call me when it is over and tell me who won. Then I will know who I am meant to be hating for the next 4 years.
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Face Saving for Beginners

August 27th 2008 22:45
Face Saving for Beginners
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Some say it is okay to stalk if you have a noble cause. So pick any cause and call it noble.


Saving face is a time honoured tradition that has its roots in biblical times( Perhaps further back). However the first recorded story about saving face was with Adam and Eve. When God asked who ate the apple the answer was, ‘It was this ‘crazy’ woman’s fault’. She gave me the apple and I ate it.’ The moral of that story was all about losing face (So much for the nude utopian Garden of Eden future.) ‘Face saving’ progressed further when Cleopatra decided that it was better to take poison than say she was sorry for bonking two Romans. Remember ‘Et tu Brute?’ Remember the falling on the sword exit for all those that do not want to be humiliated before they are tortured and killed. How many children when facing up to a horror parent teacher meeting would rather fall on their swords than have it known to mum or dad how much of a little rotter they really are? That explains why swords are no longer part of the school uniform. Note the pattern. Saving face comes in two main thrusts: One is the blaming of others and the other is avoiding responsibility.

Yet let’s not dwell upon the negatives of the Face Saving Exercise. Instead we should be acting like those petty little self appoint politicians who have nothing better to do and celebrate it. We should all learn how to save face like a professional and put aside any doubts that everyone can see it as stupid. Those people do not exist. They never do and you will never be making yourself look more foolish in the process of face saving because..... your cause (which includes saving your butt) is a noble cause. You have to build the new world utopia and no one must stand in your way. So we will begin with types of face saving.

The Verbose Face Saver (Biggus Nuff Nuffus)
If there is one thing that should be done when facing down the defeat of faulty logic, poor research or manic ideas, one must be confident enough to stay with the same line. Always make the same statement over and over again with more adjectives and in BOLD PRINT when you feel you need emphasize a point. Subtle is not for this writer as that would require less bold lettering and having to actually engage idea rather than trigger emotions. Repetition makes will eventually wear down the opponent and as soon as they give up on arguing then you can claim victory (even if it takes 3 days).

Attack on the Retreat (Partus Shotus)
Had enough of being asked questions this beast of the blunder will always retreat with no explanation of why they disagree other than those who are not in total agreement are abviously wrong. Leaving the battle field after the truce is handled with parting hand grenade insult. Where an apology is offered no reciprocal apology should ever be given. Instead just complain about being tired of this and blame the other party before galloping away. That way you can claim some kind of victory in your own head.

Blubber Guts (Blubber Guttus)
Ever had that sinking feeling that everything you say is falling on deaf ears. Have you just wasted 2 hours belching out a tirade of insults supported with evidence from various conspiracy sites only to find out someone has gone to effort to look up all those sources? Are you insults getting weaker and people pointing out that you are just flinging insults? Then it is about time to cry victim. If you fling out an insult then the best way to stop them flinging back is to cry victim. Wa Wa Wa...! Get the idea? ‘Don’t pick on me I am the victim here despite spending the last 3 days doing nothing but insult you.’ Being ‘politically correct’ and a ‘minority’ makes you an ‘underdog’ and as everyone knows it is wrong to pick on the ‘underdog’. Now everyone belongs to some minority group, so if you think you are not a minority then think harder. Find a minority that you can belong to. Victimhood makes a great base to strike from because it justifies every cowardly attack. You fling you vitriol then if any comes back: Wah, wah, wah, I am the victim and that makes me right. It may seem pathetically like self pity but it is a key tool for saving face.

Stalking (Dipus Shitus)
Just because there is a ‘real world’ it does not mean that you have to live in it. In fact the ‘real world’ is a very scary place where stalkers go to prisons where they may share a cell with an insane axe murderer turned cross dresser. You may even find romance in the cell, in between being sodomized with a broken light bulb. So by all means the ‘real world’ will never catch up with you because you are free. Ignore it and it does go away. See that girl on line that rejects your charms and lewd jokes she is really deserving of your constant badgering. Digging up personal; details on people to fling about like a weapon? No that is not crazy, creepy or vomits with repulsiveness. Why do you ask?

This is just an introduction to face saving and I am sure that there so many experts out there who have learned the art through shear desperation. After all saving face is considered in some circles as being far more important that making a valid point. Perhaps we should all join them in the lovely mud bath that they enjoy so much.

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Hehehe.... I love equal opportunity.


Editorial comment:
This sux big time you evil, evil, person from the dim dark ages.

Response:
That is an excellent example of face saving. Give me some more. I actually get turned on by it.
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How come the Cold War just keeps going without a reason?
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The billion Year War has just begun

Blame is probably one the most overused tactics in international relations. Start from a position of blame so as to put the other country on the defensive trying to explain a list of accusations. It is not that the other nation cannot explain those accusations but the fact that so much energy and media air time is consumed with such wasteful exercises that makes it so easy to use. Nowhere is this more true than in the relations between Russia and the USA. Where smaller nations with less military clout are left wondering what they are actually getting at


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Musharraf Resigns before being Impeached.

19/8/08


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The Great Bigfoot Hoax

August 17th 2008 04:55
As the internet and mainstream news services are filling up with stories about the Latest BIGFOOT a simple question needs to be asked. Is it a fake.

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The only press shot of the BIGFOOT. It is in a freezer.

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Sri Lankan Civil War – Is the LTTE about to be defeated?

August 14 2008


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Pakistan in Crisis – Musharraf will either fall on his own sword or be pushed.
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The pressure is building on Musharraf to resign.


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Scientism cannot hide behind the Flag of Science forever
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Dolly the sheep.


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12/8/08
Latest News:

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What is wrong with Googles Map of Georgia?

Take a close look at the maps of Georgia as displayed on Google


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South Ossetia at War: Who woke the Russian Bear?

12 August 2008


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Pakistan In Crisis: Musharraf not quitting yet.
Agust 11 2008
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A random view on Musharraf by Imran Khan

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Actually it is the Religion of Politics more the Politics of Religion that is the problem.
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Palm Trees Unite

Who do you vote for and why


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Pakistan in Crisis: Musharraf Facing Impeachment
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Musharraf - No longer has his uniform. If removed he is powerless.

A few months ago it would have seemed impossible to imagine that the Dictator of Pakistan would be fighting for his own survival. Yet that is what appears to be happening at this moment as two parties have formed a loose coalition against his once mighty and unstoppable ruling party. After settling their differences to take control of the parliament are now starting procedures to Impeach President Musharraf


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Ads Too extreme for Amnesty International to use.


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7000 DNA cases to be Re-examined

August 6th 2008 23:41
7000 DNA cases to be Re-examined
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DNA- Wash hands before handling

Over 7000 in Victoria convictions involving the DNA conviction are going to re-examined after a case fell apart due to contamination


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Selected Quotes of Solzhenitsyn

August 5th 2008 07:19
Selected Quotes of Solzhenitsyn

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Solzhenitsyn: The terrorfied look of a prisoner

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Solzhenitsyn Dies age 89: A life well spent
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Solzhenitsyn: If you are this ugly then you had better be a great writer to compensate.


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Art of Sarcasm: For the Clueless.

August 3rd 2008 02:09
Art of Sarcasm: For the Clueless.

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Let's share, You keep the grenade and I will take the pin.

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The Dark Side of Blogging: Are You Being Manipulated?
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Half truths are also half lies.

If you are reading this post then for some reason you have done one thing that I wanted you to do. Why are you here? Why are you reading this? Why don’t you leave


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Hacker gets my vote for Prized Nong of the Year.

Gary McKinnon is about to be extradited to the USA for hacking into the defence network and crashing computers. He stands accused of causing $1 million damage after accessing 97 military computers and forcing 300 others to crash


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