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My Apologetics - August 2007

Ned Kelly: Legend, Myth and Australian Values

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The Helmet Ned Kelly wore in his last stand
What makes Ned Kelly the most famous Australian in history has more to do with what he comes to represent more than anything. In essence the Ned Kelly story is larger than life just as his last stand wearing armour and in a long shoot out with over a hundred police troopers. It is the image of a defiant rebel that make people wish to go back and read his story from the beginning. The character is unique to the psyche of Australians that is used often in arguments and historical examples of how we see justice. Would it be such a stretch to say that Ned Kelly is about Australian values?


Every child in Australia knows the Ned Kelly story and usually there is little pressure to learn it. It is popular in Australia as Robin Hood is to England with similar parallels. There are both pro and anti Kelly camps but by for the pro Kelly supporter are in the majority. The appeal of an outlaw fighting a corrupt and unaccountable police force of troopers is an attractive one. Over his period of outlawing he grew to be legend and a man of respected stature; whereas the trooper were despised and treated with contempt. Why was this so?

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Face mask taken just after Ned Kelly was hanged. Possibly swollen from the execution.
The question of justice and equality before the law is one that still plays out today. Kelly is seen as man that is more sinned against than has sinned and a man that help draw attention to suffering in the country. Despite killing police in gun fights he was able to win an army of supporters who some historians have likened to a serious challenge to the authority of the state.


It is unclear in historical texts as to whether Ned Kelly was a horse thief or not but he was known to police in both friendly and other ways. At a young age he was awarded a sash for bravery for saving a young boy from drowning. In later life he was jailed in questionable circumstances over the accusation of horse stealing. He was absent from his home when a police trooper came to arrest him. However the situation became difficult and the policeman was injured. Ned Kelly was blamed but his mother was jailed in his absence. This was the incident that turned Ned from being farmer to being a Bushranger, using the Victorian countryside as his own turf to fight the unpopular troopers and the law.

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Full metal jackets
On the government side Ned Kelly was a now criminal that deserved to hang and but for many people he came to symbolize their suffering too. Gun fight led to the deaths of several troopers and as a result the largest reward ever offered in the world was posted for the capture of Ned Kelly at the time it was an amazing 8000 pounds ($16,000 ). Farmers were harassed by troopers in the hunt for the Kelly gang yet he helped out many with what he had stolen from his many bank robberies. He won greater popularity when robbing a bank he burned all the banks debtors records thus wiping the debt of every farm in the district. His defiance of the government of Victoria was shown in his scathing Jerilderie letter to the press warn them to stay out of Victoria and explaining how any reasonable man would do as he has done.
An extract from his letter:
I give fair warning to all those who has reason to fear me to sell out and give P10 out of every hundred towards the widow and orphan fund and do not attempt to reside in Victoria but as short a time as possible after reading this notice, neglect this and abide by the consequences, which shall be worse than the rust in the wheat in Victoria or the druth of a dry season to the grasshoppers in New South Wales I do not wish to give the order full force without giving timely warning. but I am a widows son outlawed and my orders must be obeyed.

Full text of the letter can be found here: Really Long Link


The end of the Kelly gang has been shown in numerous film and television dramas. The oldest version of the Ned Kelly story (cira 1909) is reputed to be the first feature film ever made. Mick Jagger even played Ned Kelly at one stage as a young man not unlike a rebellious rock star. The more recent 2003 version of Ned Kelly is perhaps one of the best despite being a compressed fictionalized version of the story. The image of the four armoured gang members coming out like ghost from the shadows to face the army of troopers is pure cinema magic. Yet it does indicate the determination of the Gang to fight to the end.

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Artist depiction showing Ned as a Ghostly force
Tragic endings make great heroic drama and greater moral lessons in fiction. So by the time the injured Ned Kelly was captured he had become the classic tragic hero refusing to show weakness in front of the law. When sentenced to death by the same judge that had previously sentenced his mother to prison the judge said the usual words of: “May God have mercy on your soul.”
To which Kelly was reported to have said, “I will go further than that and I will see you there.”

More than 30,000 signatures were gathered to protest against Ned Kelly’s death sentence. This is an unimaginable number at a time when Australia still had a tiny population and indicates the amount of sympathy he and his case had in the community.

His final words before being hanged were reported as: “It has come to this then. Such is Life.” November 11 1880.

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The herioc version of a superhero
Today if anyone travels from Melbourne to the New South Wales border you have to pass through Kelly country. Much of it is unchanged from the days when the Kelly Gang roamed the Bush and robbed banks. He is seen by many novices, children, politicians and academics as a hero. A person that best represents what is good in Australians.

Heath Ledger as Ned Kelly-
2003 version
Upon reflection of the modern age he would undoubtedly be labeled as a terrorist buy a government. Yet in the eyes of most Australian they would reject any such association. In comparison to the modern drug dealing gangsters of today he was a perfect gentleman with loyalties to those that could help themselves. The Law put him on trail but after he was hanged the Law was put on trail with a Royal Commission. Changes to the distribution of land and to police accountably of their actions were made soon after.

If any Australian government wishes to impose a set of unique Australian values upon the immigrants perhaps they should take the lesson from Ned Kelly and be defiant and rebelous.
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I Saw a UFO but Nobody Believes Me… Sing it baby. And here is why.

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1950's version of an alien
She sings that song at 6 am on my radio.
The modern equivalent to the giants and two headed men from another land is without doubt ufology: The fascination with UFO’s. Books and films are being produced all the time offering endless arrays of fuzzy out of focus images that just leave every one guessing but never sure. Conspiracy theories have been created to explain why the evidence is not there. It has been covered up by mysterious dark agents in collaboration with the government.

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As published in 'Chariots of the Gods'
The problem with most conspiracy theories is that mental leaps of faith must be taken in order to accept their argument. Shadowy characters hiding in the dark as they run around collecting small pieces of evidence and hide them away. Who could do such a thing on a worldwide basis? The Government? Whose Government is that powerful? Despite how they are portrayed in action movies there are no enough CIA or secret agents in the USA to do the job. If we are willing to accept that this is all the governments of the world agreeing to cover up the UFOs then we must make even greater mental leaps of faith. Why would all the governments and especially the one who are war with each other co-operate on one area but nowhere else? Why would all they accept that the UFO threat is so frightening that the public must not know but then happily rain destruction and some cases genocide upon the enemy? Not only is such co-operation implausible it is physically impossible to enforce. We must accept the theory that there is an international secret society running the planet in order to accept the grand cover up theory.
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The ordinal carving tells another story.

Despite the endless supply of video clips, photographs and testimonials Ufology is still considered to be a wacky pseudo-science in the scientific realm. This is because all evidence so far fails the basic tests of scientific scrutiny. Carl Sagan used to balk at the notion and so did Fred Hoyle and they often wrote about how most scientists in physics and astronomy have little time for chasing flying saucers and alien abduction stories. This was their overall opinion supported with evidence and scientific argument. The fact that they were famous adds nothing to the validity of their argument.

Problems with intelligent life coming to earth in flying saucers:
Is it an intelligent thing to do?

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Think of this crumpled paper as the universe. Poking hole would be quicker than following the surface to get to the other side.
The distance between stars is so far that it is measured in light years. The closest start to Earth is Alpha Centuri which is about 4 light years away and because of its configuration could not maintain and complicated life form. We can look further to the next set of stars more than 10 light years away and we have no evidence to say if it has life or not.
The issue of space travel is one of physics and common sense. The laws of physics limit the speed of any space craft to below the speed of light. This is covered in The Special Theory of Relativity by Albert Einstein. He also covered the issue of energy consumption increasing experientially as you approach the speed of light. In order to exceed the speed of light you need to consume more energy than the universe has to give. In short the entire laws of physics must be completely wrong for ‘Faster Than Light’ travel to be possible. Worm holes or Hyperspace make good science fiction plot devices but in the world of physics the use of such thing to get to Earth creates even more problems. Hyperspace cannot really be discussed as scientific theory as it has too many vague definitions to make it work. Yet worm holes are based upon the theory of a convoluted universe that seems flat but is actually like a piece of crumpled multidimensional paper. Following the crumples is the long way but drilling holes to by-pass the peeks and valley is the shorter path. Short creating the gravitational forces of a black hole it is unlikely that a wormhole could be opened up. Black holes are titanic in nature and can swallow stars and planets. Their gravitational forces are so huge that it would be impossible not to notice one open up just near the Earth to let out a fleet of space ships. It would also be unlikely that fleet or Earth could have survived.

It simply does not make sense to travel across the galaxy to Earth in a space craft when a cheaper, safer and more reliable method exists. Radio waves would cross the same distance at the speed of light long before and ship could make it and almost no expenditure. If alien are crossing space to come to Earth then they cannot be too intelligent.

We could follow the ‘Chariot of the Gods’ theory despite the fact that Eric Von Daniken seems less than enthusiastic about his own theories. Yet Carl Sagan has done a proper investigation which he published in the ‘Cosmos’ book. Images that were meant to evidence of a Mayan Space craft were found to be redrawn to hide traditional decoration to favor them author’s assertion. This dishonest presentation of evidence indicates the attitude of fraud for personal gain. The book also makes use of vague ancient images and decides for the reader that they are always a kind space craft. Despite being a discredited book it still sells well today.

Whether there is life on other planets has yet to be proven, so it is quite reasonable for people to reasonably believe either case. However whether there is live on other planet does not mean that it means that those aliens have come to Earth or even know about it. Distance is the problem and Sci-Fi movies have done little to increase people knowledge about science, distances that would take millions of years to traverse and would be literally a one way trip for the crew. The probability of coming in contact with another intelligent life was calculated by Carl Sagan in the ‘Cosmos Series’ concluding based upon several known and unknowns that it would be 3 per galaxy. Of course of you adjust the number to favor the universe teaming with intelligent life you get another answer. Still the distances make meeting each other randomly in a spaceship near to impossible.

Intelligent live would by any stretch of the imagination act with some degree of scientific intelligence. The plausibility of intelligent life flying across the galaxy to another planet then hiding requires a huge stretch of imagination. It is more likely that aliens would first make contact via radio communication thousands of years before they had the technology to build galaxy crossing space craft.

Obviously this subject has people who will want to believe in alien UFOs and this does not even scratch the surface at addressing all concerns. However there are people who do have a genuine interest in science that do have valid scientific reasons for thinking that it is all just another pseudo-science in a lucrative market.

It goes without saying that you have the right to believe anything you want to believe.

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Gonzales Speedy exit: What no torture?
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What no Torture?

Alberto Gonzales has resigned from his post as the US Attorney General.

He first came to world attention with his legal advice about the definition of torture.
His advice was that something only constituted torture if it caused death or organ failure.

This was his warped interpretation of how to get around the Geneva Convention’s Article 111 rules about torture. When his secret memo was leaked to press it caused a stir. His opinion was that article 111 was ‘quaint’ and ‘outdated’.

His last controversy regarding the alleged selective sacking of anti-Bush Attorneys General probably remembered as ‘Gonzales Purge’.

We do indeed live in interesting times.

“What, no torture? Kaos used to be such a fun mob…”

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Another henchman jumps off the good ship George Bush?
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Can someone please define ‘Mateship’ in a way that is acceptable to everyone?

In the wake of the new immigration test the Federal Government has decided to define the term ‘mateship’ as a unique Australian value


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The Neo-Con Narrative for the Vietnam War revision of History: Bush’s thinks it is right

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The narrative of this photo does not follow the image that neocons want us to believe
If only we had won the Vietnam War then America would not have lost its way and been forced to eat humble American pie


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WikiScanner – Catching Governments trying to rewrite history on Wikipeadia?
http://wikiscanner.virgil.gr/

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For God Sake George Bush don’t start quoting Graham Greene. It only makes you look more stupid.

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"Everyone knows who Graham Greene is. We have all seen Bonanza
In his recent speech on why we should not leave Iraq George Bush mantioned the ‘V’ word. That’s right he mentioned the Vietnam conflict as an example of why the millitary should stay in Iraq


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The Exclusive Brethren: I don’t get it. Why is Howard defending them?

There is a line between a harmless cult like a football team, a meditation class or benign leader and that of a dangerous and repressive cult. Cult watches have being disecting the differences for years because in the final analysis everyone on the planet belongs to some kind of cult. If no for such social loyalties and connects the whole social fabric of the society would be nothing more than indiviual alienation. By some stretch of the imagination even a family is a type of cult. Cult watches devise mechanism and tests for determining whether something is an oppressive dangerous cult. None of these tests are perfect and individual question rarely give a clear determination. Yet the when several of the questions are answered they can show a pattern of overwhelming circumstantial evidence of dangerous behaviour. The test are basically just warning signs and cannot be seen as 100% effective, thus there is plenty of wriggle room for a cunning person


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Selling Uranium to India is not such a good idea

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Can you have your Yellow Cake and eat it Too?
On his last trip to India Australian Prime Minister John Howard was asked by the Indian President to sell them our Uranium. Australia has the largest deposits of Uranium in the world and remarkably they are in easy to access situations. The sale of Uranium would in the current fossil fuel crisis create another revenue stream for the mining industry. After returning hom the Howard government announced just a few days ago that it would indeed sell Uranium to India


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Haneef wins back his Visa: Now the Minister Should Resign

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OOPS I made a mistake Minister Andrews is yet to comment
The inevitable has happened and Dr Haneef has been cleared by the courts of being a person of ‘Bad Character’. This is label that Minister of Immigration Kevin Andrews placed upon Dr Haneef due to his association with people involved in the failed London Bombing. The federal court has declared that the Minister had used the wrong test to revoke Dr Haneef’s


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Kevin Rudd goes to Strip Show in 2003. Hehehehehe. Bad Boy or Legend?

Kevin Rudd the squeaky clean fellow who wants to be the next Prime Minister of Australia has admitted that in 2003 he got a little drunk and went the a strip club in New York. He says that he cannot remember much about the night because he was too drunk. Early report of him being warned not to touch the strippers has been rejected by the MP who took him there. However with a looming election this is still what you call ‘some hot dirt ready to be flung about’. Any smear campaign would be dying to use this piece that they would be dancing with joy but are their any takers


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Obedient Cannon Fodder is what every ruler needs.

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So unless you go off to fight a war in Europe you are not a man?
In World War 1 the ordinary foot soldiers were treated with contempt and distain. The British army executed thousands of their own for issues that would be referred to a doctor these days. It was only after the experience of WW1 that the term shell shock was coined. In WW1 it was seen as cowardice in the face of the enemy. On the Western Front tens of thousands of lives were thrown away battles that had little or no tactical advantage. In one battle one period thousands of soldiers were slaughtered in order to take less that a kilometer of muddy land. The blundering of commanders knew no limits as they war dragged on until some how someone started to make a change


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Imran Khan: “War on Terror has become a War of Terror”

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Cricketer, playboy, reformed and now an opposition paliamentarian
Unless you have been living on Mars for the last 30 years you would know the name Imran Khan. He is the most famous and the greatest Pakistani Cricketer in history. There is no doubt that the glory days of Pakistan cricket are always associated with his name. It could be argued that he more than anyone has put a friendly face and rational voice to the outside world. Yet since retiring from cricket he has not vanished into the tabloid haze of sublime stupidity but has instead engaged his community. The death of his mother prompted him to raise money to build the first cancer hospital in Pakistan. At the time the achievement made world headlines but the same time it I had been totally absent from the Pakistan media. Instead he came under constant political attack and accused of wanting political career. This was a strange attack as he had not even mentioned that he would be interest in a political position. He did become a member of parliament in 2002 and has remained so


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A Sri Lankan elephant just does notr like that whate van for some reason.


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Blaming Religion for everything, but which one are you blaming?

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Gandhi was shot by a person who knelt to honor him then stood up to kill him for preaching non-violence as a Hindu concept.
It never ceases to amaze me how quick some people are to look for a one word scapegoat for all the problems of the world. It is simple enough to do, just find out the religion of one idiot and use it to tar them all with the same brush. Prejudice and bigotry are wonderful devices for the unscrupulous that have no real answers but certainly know how to stir the pot. The film ‘The Blues Brothers’ has a classic discussion by the Nazi who are digging up dirt on the two brothers. “…and he’s a Catholic,” says one of the Nazis as if this is the final straw of condemnation


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Pakistan the Imaginary Nation that became real 60 years on

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Jinnah the father of Pakistan as a Muslim state but there is little evidence that he was religious.
The existence of Pakistan as a nation is as artificial as anything in the post WW2 world. It was never meant to exist and would never have come in to being if not for the efforts of several forces at the time. One was the independence of India which was to include Pakistan, another was the divide and conquer attitude of British colonialism, and another was Pakistan’s founder Mohammad Ali Jinnah. Jinnah more than anyone was responsible for the foundation of Pakistan as separate state to India. There was no question about how this was to be done. Areas with a majority of Muslims would be Pakistan and areas with a majority of Hindus would be India. The fact that such areas were on separate sides of India were a mere detail. Jinnah had promises his supporters that they would have Muslim state and that is all that mattered. In the process of creating this dream millions were killed in civil uprisings and riots. Fanaticism from both sides had hit a new low that shocked Mahatma Gandhi as he undertook a hunger strike to convince people to stop fighting


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Why do Goody Goodies really bug people?

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Carl Williams. Looks so nice for a cold blooded killer
We are supposed to be good people, or so I am being constantly reminded. Keep the law, don’t make a fuss; don’t have bad manners; be clean; get a haircut and get a real job. We are being told constantly that respectability is something to be treasured. We are being warned that being good is the way to be or we will all be destroyed. So why is that anyone who tries to look good is suddenly seen as worst that the most evil person on the planet? Lest face it: the clean well dressed fellow with a Bible in one hand is treated with more suspicion than a filthy bikie. Why is it so


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For Australia the Iraq is Over: Howard threatens to pull out.

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Dear Malaki; It is all your fault that our invasion has gone pear shape in my election year.
After years of demanding that Australia stay the course and keep troops in harms way Prime Minister John Howard has suddenly had a rethink. In a secret letter sent directly to the Nouri al-Malaki has warned his counterpart to speed up the oil wealth sharing or else he could not sustain the Australian military support. In reality this means that he is considering pulling out the Australian forces in the near future unless there is some huge progress in the Iraqi political environment


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Protecting Families from Net Porn: Good luck with that one

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Porn Filtered
The Australian Federal Government has finally announced that they will be giving Australian families porn fighting software. Some call it a cynical attempt to sure up the conservative Christian vote others think it is the sign of a concerned government. It was launched as "Net Alert protecting Australian families online". The whole policy includes an increase in police funding to catch paedophiles on line and free software package to be given to every home in Australia. The software is another ‘net-nanny’ or ‘net watcher’ type of program that acts as filter upon certain sites and keywords to prevent porn getting to computers that have been protected


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Coping with Stress as a PM: Let me help you.

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"What, me worry for?"
It is no secret that Prime Minister John Howard is suffering from stress. The poor old codger is starting to look like a poor old codger. The may have fixed his teeth recently to reduce the slur he was developing. He still goes for his ‘morning constitutional’, but this is only to reduce his ‘morning constipational’. It is not easy being Prime Minister for life when you are closer to the end of it that to its middle. It is not easy trying to look dignified when you green and gold tracksuit makes you look like a mascot for some broke phone company called ‘Crazy John’. It isn’t easy having to face up to another election when you believe that it should be a job for life. Damn those elections, damn them all to hell. You see what I mean stress is all about and after the renovations at Kirribilly House it seems unfair to give up his home. How is a clever and tricky Prime Minister meant to cope


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