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My Apologetics - June 2007

Xenu: Who are You?

June 28th 2007 08:21
Xenu: Who are You?

This is the story of Xenu, so it comes with a warning.
If you are a Scientologist below OT-111 or a person who thinks that they are at risk of dying from learning secret knowledge that your brain cannot handle then do not read this.
People who catch pneumonia easily should go back to the menu and never look at this post.
The rest who are willing to risk pain, death and alien curses may read on.

Who is Xenu? (Sometimes referred to as Xemu)

75 Million of years ago Xenu was the ruler of a federation of 76 planets which included Earth. Fearing that he would be deposed Xenu came up with a plot to rid his empire of its excess populations. He used psychiatrists help him gather the populace and paralyzed them. The populations were loaded onto a great spacecraft and flown to Earth where they were stacked around the bases of volcanoes.


Xenu planted hydrogen bombs in each of the volcanoes detonated them simultaneously killing almost the entire population. Yet the spirits of the population flew around as disembodied souls. Xenu was able to capture these souls and take them to a giant 3d cinema.

He forced the captured souls to watch misleading and deceptive images for days on end until they were fully implanted with false memories. These false images included: The Crucifixion, in particular Roman Catholicism and all the world religions. These deluded spirits are called thetans and still roam the world today.

Thetans gather around people today and are responsible for all the problems in a person’s life with their bad influence. Only Scientologists who have taken the necessary steps to remove these thetans are truly free. Only a Scientologist who has reached a minimum of OT-111 can hand the truth of this knowledge. Everyone else is endangering their life if they learn this knowledge too soon, due to some ancient Xenu curse or something.


The happy ending of this story is that Xenu was overthrown and imprisoned in a force field powered by an eternal battery. According to the story Xenu is still alive today.

There you have it. The story of Xenu.
Ordinarily it would require years of auditing to remove enough thetans from your body to cope with this knowledge. Scientology charges tens of thousands of dollars for people to reach this stage but I have by-passed it all and revealed the dangerous knowledge.

Please let me know if after reading this any of you develop pneumonia or some other deadly illness. So far I am still alive. Perhaps I was born with natural OT-111 abilities, which is handy because I hate spending money on crap.

If you did drop dead please send me a message.

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Howard’s Aboriginal Crisis: It is just another election ‘Children Overboard’ or is he Correct?

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Everyone is hoping that something will fix the problem.
Almost everyone in Australia has an opinion about the plight of the Australian Indigenous populations. The difference in social status and economic equality is obvious as soon as you enter many rural towns. More and more we can hear people lament about they way the Australian Aboriginals are becoming a people left behind. Alcoholism, infant mortality rates and life expectancy are just some examples where huge differences occur. To make matters worse there has been the growing problem of Pedophilia in many communities, where some perpetrators can act without any legal consequences. This issue is serious and needs to be dealt with in a serious manner. ‘The Little Children are Sacred Report’ released recently highlights people’s worst fears.

Enter the fray Howard on the advice of his Minister for Indigenous Affairs to take harsh measures. For six month there will be an alcohol ban in some communities, medical checks for abuse of all Indigenous children and a ban on X-Rated movies. Effectively this is a crackdown which Howard describes as a crisis equal to Cyclone Katrina.

The ‘desperate times requires desperate measures’ answer may seem honest enough, yet it does prompt some questioning. For years this crisis has been looming under the watchful eye of the federal and state governments, for 11 of those John Howard has been the Australian Prime Minister. Why has this suddenly become a crisis six months out from an election, rather than 10 years ago when he first came to power?

Elders and activists from Aboriginal communities have accused the Howard Government of failing to consult with them and undermining their progress for over a decade. One critic Pat Turner went as far as to accuse Howard of using the ‘Sex Scandal’ as a ‘Trojan Horse’ to undermine Land Rights. The government insists that it is not a land grab but a way of solving a crisis.

Questions still remain as this new policy is being instantly implemented with haste. Is this the correct path for solving the situation or is it just another pre-election stunt like the ‘Tampa Crisis’ and the ‘Children Overboard Hoax’? Both of these manufactured crisis came within six months of a federal election where it looked as if the Howard Government may lose. The ‘Pacific solution’ of sending refugee claimants to foreign facilities was adopted as the harsh solution to solve the problem. In both cases the claimant were overwhelmingly found to be genuine refugees and not potential terrorist as the Howard government claimed. In the case of the ‘Children Overboard Hoax’ all photographic evidence points to a deliberate lie created for the political advantage of the Howard government. No children were thrown overboard, but the people were still deported and no apology has ever been issued.

Certainly Indigenous people have good reason to be skeptical about any heavy handed plan that could include removal of children from families, holding of welfare payments and control of their land rights. The ‘Stolen Generation Report’ highlights what can happen when governments try to ‘save’ children from their parents. This plan was carried out against the wishes of families as heavy handed government representatives forcibly removed children from Aboriginal families. The communities may also fear that John Howard who has been a ‘Mabo Land Rights Court Case’ critic may be trying to engineer a reverse policy to the high court decision. There is also resistance to the concept that a paternal model over indigenous populations ever works. This presumes that by nature of race some people must be treated as children. This model is seen as one of the key causes of the current problems.
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Children Overboard was shown to be a deliberate Hoax

We must always see these policies in context of how previous policies have gone. Will this actually solve the problem it sets out to solve or will it make things worse. Banning alcohol in some communities may cause the problem to move onto places where alcohol is not banned. It would be impossible to ban alcohol from towns the size of Alice Springs and legally impossible to have store owners to check the race of every customer. Will the forced medical checks instill an unfounded fear in communities that still have living memories of the ‘Stolen Generation’? Ultimately do we trust the government to implement such a wide ranging and drastic policy without using it as a political football?
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Even a Hoax can help win elections

So far the Rudd Labor opposition has been cautiously supporting the plan but these are early days. The minor parties have been more vocal in the opposition.

The vast majority of Australian would like nothing better than to see equality of opportunity, financial, health and social. Few would like to see a culture and a people become little more than memory of what was. The stakes are high and the problems are real but we must ask, ‘why now’? Why not years ago? The Tampa, Children Overboard, Stolen Generation and a litany of scandals show what can happen when political advantage is exploited from human suffering. It would be an absolute tragedy if such a scandal was looming as a result of this plan.

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Drop Bears, Carnivore Kangaroos and other Dangerous Australian Wildlife.

Forget about the salt water croc and the death adder Australia has some very vicious animals that rarely get a mention in the international paper. Regardless of this, students as young as seven are being taught how to avoid coming in contact with such creatures. Some are nearing extinction like the (Diprotodon Australis) or what is known as the common Bunyip but others have been increasing in numbers (Koalus Rex) or what is known as a drop bear. These are usually not discussed with the outside world because in Australian culture it is considered bad manner to bad mouth Australia for any reason. Such a mentality is called the ‘Gallipoly Effect’ where even defeats on the battle field must have positive spin and portrayed as a victory. The antitheses to the ‘Gallipoly Effect’ is the ‘Tall Popper syndrome’ and has been discussed by other ad nausea. So in the interests of pure science an education I will pass on this knowledge to the rest of the world who may stumble into Australia one day by accident.

Most of the Australian capital cities still have dirt road going through their center. Melbourne and Sydney only finished paving their city center 10 years ago so within a just 2km of tall building you may have to purchase a recreational vehicle to get around. Hence we have the term ‘Toorak Tractor’ to describe where the bush really starts. Gum trees seem to sprout from every location in times of drought and in many places that need to be culled just so that the dusty roads can pass traffic. With the plague of Gum trees has come the plague of Kangaroos. It used to be a delight to see them hopping down the middle of Bourke Street in Melbourne as the dodged traffic and trams. That was until they started to increase in numbers beyond reason. Unfortunately the Carnivorous Kangaroo, a species that was in very low number before European settlement, has come with the waves of herbivorous roos. In the last year no one has actually been killed by the Flesh Eating Roos but several small dogs and sheep have been taken. Small children are sometimes mauled, other have been chased. One unconscious child was rescued from being forced into the pouch of a 2 meter tall Great Red Meat Eater (once thought to be extinct but now in growing numbers). To avoid this kind of pest you need a keen eye so that if you are approached by one you must hold still like a statue and not blink. Scientists believe that the Roos will lose interest in you because it thinks you are a rock.

Further out in the suburbs, where gum tree are so thick that you can hardly see you neighbors house you will find pods of ‘Drop Bears’. Not to be confused with the ordinary Koala they may look similar but are actually a different species. ‘Killer Koalas’ is a slang term that confuses most people when they realize that unlike koala these are in fact bears. The ‘Drop Bear’ is unique in the way it hunts its prey. They are a pack animal and hunt in packs, but are also a slothful animal easy to dodge if you are alerted. They hide in the branches of trees waiting for the prey usually a kangaroo and when it passed underneath they drop on it; First the pack leader drops, then the others of the pod follow quickly biting and tearing into the flesh. Every year two or three people are killed in Melbourne every year by drop bears. Survivors of attacks are often hideously deformed by the razor sharp teeth and claws. Infections are common and can lead to ‘Drop Bear Rash’, a nasty itching of the groin area. This was also the origin of how Australian Cricketers started to rub the cricket ball near their crotch. A tradition carried on till today. Drop Bears consume the victim with out trying to kill it. Once the start feasting they go into a wild rage and few people will interfere. Hence we have the saying: ‘He could not Bear the pain.’ If someone feels a bear drop on them they should run as fast as they can away from the trees and to a river or billabong to drown it. Like cats they hate water. They are very strong for their size, so do not try to wrestle with it, they only get angrier. ICI has developed a ‘Drop Bear Repellant’ and if you planning to visit Australia you should contact the travel agent for your free sample.

Bunyips were discovered by Captain Cook on his second journey to Australia, so they are often a missing chapter in history books. Even at that stage they were a rare animal having been hunted by local indigenous tribes. Yet some were kept as pets and used in times of tribal ritual and warfare. A bunyip on your side was distinct advantage. Old bunyips can become rouge and turn on their masters. The explorer Wallace Sox once wrote that he saw a bunyip swallow one his hunting party whole. He reluctantly shot the beautiful creature and lamented doing so for years. Years later he reflected that perhaps he should have informed the family whose father was eaten by the bunyip what had happened. Bunyips have a blind spot between the eyes so if you stand just in front of its nose it cannot see you. If chased by a bunyip stand between two tree to confuse it. If you manage to kill a bunyip they do make good eating and the skins make terrific leather. Taming a bunyip requires a lot of patience and caution at first. Remember that they are very big and have a habit of sitting down for no reason, so be careful not to be underneath when it does.

So there you have it, some advice for people who are thinking of walking the streets of Melbourne or Sydney. I will write about Canberra latter because the subject is too big, and requires me to describe too many varieties of snakes, rodents and spiders.

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Someone Pinched my Car.

June 25th 2007 02:00
Someone Pinched my Car.

Van actually. Toyota Tarago 89 Model


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How to Write a Hate Post:

June 22nd 2007 02:58
How to Write a Hate Post:

Hate posts are the staple diet of the Blogging world and can be your ticket to instant stardom. Not everyone is called to write Hate Posts as it requires the highest dedication to hate with an unending passion. Yet the rewards can often be in the form of fawning adoration from those that agree with you and attention from those that disagree with you. Either way you will find that the attention will boost you readership and you will rise in popularity (which you must scorn). So after carefully studying hate posts I have devised the rules to a successful Hate Post


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Art of War by Sun Tsu: a sobering read.

Art of War
Fools rush into war and everyone is dragged along with them.
Few books are considered to be as influential to armies as the Sun Tsu ‘Art of War’. It is still on the book lists of many officer training academies around the world and is often quoted despite being over 2000 years old. In fact even those who have no intention of waging war can often turn to this book for guidance in business, sport and personal relationships. Thus the Art of War can sometimes be translated into the Art of Life where we place ourselves in a hostile and sometime adversary mindset. It is after all a book of strategy rather than deep philosophy. War, whether it is internal, metaphorical or actual is given a set of instructions that promise the reader a clear path to victory. Regardless of this applications for the ordinary folk trying to overcome a smoking habit the book should not be separated from it original intent which was to instruct a close circle of people the secrets of winning war. War that Sun Tsu is referring to is real and even if you do not apply all the attitudes to national conflicts it still offers you a distrustful and paranoid view where every one is little more than puppets or enemies. Good luck with trying to live with that attitude


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Dude, about about the album cover....
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Showing Respect


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Manhunt after Melbourne Shooting..

June 19th 2007 01:37
Manhunt after Melbourne Shooting.

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The police have released this image of the suspect
It has been a bad week for the Hell’s Angels Motorcycle Club. Firstly one of their ex members was arrested at Melbourne Airport in a sting operation, now a person associated with the gang has shot three people in the center of Melbourne city. It is difficult to work out why these two incidents are related except through murder, violence and the Hell’s Angels. Whether the Angels were connected to either case is not going to affect the damage that this will have to their PR image


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Midnight calls to Sri Lanka: Things are get bad.

Things have gone from bad just a few months ago to worse in Sri Lanka due to resurgence of hostilities in Sri Lanka. This is the story I been getting from numerous sources and people who have traveled to the island recently. Late last nigh my wife phones he close friend living in Colombo to tell her that should would be coming there in the next month or two


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Is Moral Relativism correct?

June 16th 2007 02:44
Is Moral Relativism correct?

To understand moral relativism is not hard. It basically uses the evolutionary model of progress to determine what is correct. ‘You used to say: Live and Let Live,’ Paul McCartney sang for the opening of the James Bond movie of the same name then he goes onto sing: ‘…but in this ever changing world in which live in….Live and let Die…’ Of course this was just a song but it does highlight the mentality of what goes through the mind of a moral relativist. Many people have used the same motives to justify a change in their moral stance from one extreme and then back again. Simply they claim that the world has changed and we need a new morality for the new world. We have evolved, moved on, become more sophisticated, after this event we must look at the world differently. A line has been drawn on the calendar so that anything beyond a certain date is now relative and anything before is no longer true


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Why is Torture Still Being Used Today?

It may be a mute point but almost every study on torture from ancient Rome to today has concluded one thing. As a form of investigation you might as well not bother. The brave find courage to resist the persecutor and the not so brave will say anything to stop the torture. The average person would not hesitate to lie about whether they were speeding when stopped by a police officer so why would we ever expect the average person not to lie to avoid torture


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Apple verses Windows: Making Computer Love not War: Free Downloads.

Why Choose?
Who care which is better just go for the looks.
You checked it out and finally you have decided that even though you like the Apple Mac or iMac you just can’t afford it. Yes you love the interface and the operation; the uncluttered appeal but your wallet is a just won’t open. You could spend a couple of grand for a good Mac or a few hundred dollars for PC that will do the job. The question is do you want spend more for something that you cannot see any advantage in purchasing just to look cool. Looks verses Cheap or as they say ‘The Crayon verses The Brick’. Apples called crayons because of their infancy as the main graphics and film industry computers. These days PC’s can sort of keep up if you spend similar amounts as you purchasing the Big Mac


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It is a Big Mistake to Assume that Everyone Thinks Like You.

I have checked it out and guess what? There are very few people who have been brainwashed to become zombies for a cause. The vast masses of people are happy or sad because of their own reasons and not because they are trapped by mind forged manacles. When I look out the window I don’t see enemies everywhere, I see people


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Apple Safari – Apple’s new Web Browser for Windows XP or Vista.

New Browser
Safari for Windows XP & Vista
I have always had a fondness for Apple because my first computer was an Apple 2e clone. It had a massive 128k of ram and no hard drive but it did the job for me at least. Load the word processor and type whilst all the IBM clones were still messing about with their DOS prompts. That was then but now I have been PC for years due to costs and the fact that my employers were all PC buffs. I often long for the days of uncluttered computer operation rather than having to rely upon years of experience to keep my PC in operational condition. So when Apple announces that it is making one of its key pieces of software Windows XP or Vista compatible I feel a sort nostalgic longing to find out more about it


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My Theories of Life are…

June 11th 2007 06:29
My Theories of Life are…

I refuse to support the republican movement in Australia until we have a guarantee that another holiday will replace the Queens Birthday Holiday. I am not a fan of the royal family but I am a fan of a long weekend


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So if there is no money in it why is everyone blogging?

Tick the best answer for you


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Frankly I could not care less about her.

I don't care if she has gone to prison


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The Temple of Damo: That’s Right I am starting my own religion.

It is just at the planning phase at the moment but I can see big things are on the way. I like the idea of starting a new religion after being inspired by L Ron Hubbard’s success. Yet I am not too keen upon becoming the subject of so many television programs and magazine articles. ‘Cult of Greed’ headlines tend to stick a bad nickname, just like the kid at school that every starts calling ‘Pigpen’ or ‘Gayboy’. Kind of hard to shake off. Yet the concept of starting a new religion is sound from many viewpoints: Firstly I am the perfect example of human; secondly people need me to tell them what to thing and thirdly I need a supplemental income


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Book Burning: The Case in Favour.

June 6th 2007 01:26
Book Burning: The Case in Favour.
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He he he he he he...

One of my favorite scenes from a virtually unheard of film called the ‘Billion Dollar Brain’ was the book burning BBQ. The loudmouthed Texan preaches on about the glorious war to liberate the world as everyone dances about in their cowboy and cowgirl suits burning book. Pure Michael Cain sarcasm mixed with British satire left me in stitches. Why don’t they make film with that sort of edge to them anymore


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I wish I was Stupid and Uneducated so I could write Stupid and Uneducated Posts with a Clear Conscience.
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Here is something that we all need a Gun Phone

However my parents saw to it that I would have no excuse by educating me


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Since sending up to 20000 extra troops the death toll has increased

Anyway you look at it this is getting worse with no end in site.

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