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My Apologetics - April 2007

The Irony of IR Laws is not wasted

April 30th 2007 07:02
The Irony of IR Laws is not wasted

There is a common belief in some people that if they run the right advertising campaign, were give a sympathetic hearing in the press and kept on repeating the message then eventually people will come around to their way of thinking. Master propagandist sfirst sell the concept that propaganda always works to them selves long before they sell the concept to anyone else. They must believe that humans are basically lemmings that will follow anyone who takes the reins of power. The few who have ceased power have earned their right to tell the rest what to do. Unfortunately convincing all the people of this message is not easy. People may be collectively foolish from time to time by selecting bad rulers but they are not completely stupid. They know which side their bread is buttered on and they know when someone is trying to take money from their pockets. Once someone is aware that a slick salesman is conning them out of their hard earned cash they become tone deaf to the pleadings.


Australian elections have usually been won on the hip pocket nerve. Keating’s ‘Recession we had have,’ and high interest rates were electoral poison; Frazer’s record unemployment rates made Bob Hawke in the new messiah; Gough Whitlam’s hyper inflation sent him packing in just 3 years. The majority of people will be rather disinterested in much else. The message is, ‘Mess with my pay and there will be hell to pay’ and no amount of advertising can make financial struggle seem all rosy.

Business spokes people and organizations love the Industrial Relation laws that were rolled out as soon as the Howard government had an absolute majority in both the houses of parliament. The right to sack people and the spot was applauded by the business council and condemned by worker groups and unions. Wages and condition of almost every job in Australia now had a new balance of power, one that focused upon individual contracts and stiff penalties for union involvement. Public holiday, penalty rates, unfair dismissal and overtime now had a new set rules in what the Howard government calls ‘Work Choices.’


If we accept the rosy picture painted by the government we will only see higher wages and employment. Jobs will be more stable because employing people becomes more affordable and we will get rich together in this endless good time. Unfortunately this is an unusually good time of national prosperity which is in many ways being created by the rapid development of China and the demand for resources. What happen when China can stand on its own industrial feet and exploit its own resources? What happen when China has completed it construction boom? What happens if China’s boom is followed by a bust? These are the concern of employed people who fall under the new laws and though many may be factory laborers they are not blind to reality. Recessions do happen, booms do turn to busts and companies look for the easiest people to sack when it happens. Exploiting the laws to their full potential makes this sacking process much smoother for companies.

The sales pitch for getting rid the unfair dismissal laws has been to have the freedom to get rid of the bad worker in order to make room for a good worker. The assumption is that the employer always knows best and will always have the professional integrity not to exploit their new found power. In the real world this not always the case as most people do eventually find a good employer. Yet there is difference between a good company today and how it may be in a few years. Good supervisors can be replaced with bad ones, companies can focus upon the bottom lines at the expense of their workers. Even cruel and sadistic people can rise senior positions in a work place. Cronyism and exploitation can operate even within a profitable organization. Sometimes you can find a manager without any training or aptitude being given the role. These places still exist and no amount of PR can hide suffering to the person who is their victim. For such people the new IR laws are frightening.

It is clear now that the big issue of the upcoming Australian federal election will be the IR laws. Howard has already asked the business community to contribute millions of dollars to pay for an advertising campaign to promote the laws. The union run ads are already playing on television condemning the IR Laws and Opposition leader Kevin Rudd had repeated his promise to tear up the legislation if elected. It is a hot issue that will become more heated as we approach voting day.

Unlike the War in Iraq and the Boat People this issue does affect nearly every working Australian at a financial level. If people are suffering worse working conditions as a reward for working hard to create the current prosperity then no amount of glossy ads will make them see anything else. Talk of small businesses having a hard time because they must pay the correct overtime rates will find little sympathy with who are paid less. Big business talking in terms of reducing wages in order to hire more people will result in hostility. Hostility will reflect it self at the ballot box if people suffer any financial loss due to some grand plan that makes them or their children the losers.

The claimed of how the IR laws are helping build the nation are dubious because the causal link between them and improved employment has not been established. Instead we have rhetoric that completely ignores the impact of China’s economic boom.

Marketers have several terms that they use to explain bad sales figure despite a great advertising campaign. One is ‘Consumer Resistance’ and the other ‘Purchasers Disenchantment.’ If the product obviously sucks then telling people it does not won’t change their minds. Also if enough people give a bad report about a product after trying it then the word gets out to others. The analogy may seem clumsy but I suspect that we will be seeing plenty of clumsy analogies before the next election.
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Taking Death too Seriously. The Loved One

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Bagged One
The world of death and the business of death is thriving. It is not like we are going to run out of dying people and so the shareholders in the business should be grateful for good times. We have an aging population and that can only be good for third member of the socially necessary trio: the first member dealing with the business of birth; the second with marriage and the third with death. Hatched, matched and dispatched. They are industries in themselves but without doubt it is the dispatching industry that provides me with the greatest entertainment. Why shouldn’t it? With level of marketing and unnecessary services provided to the family of the deceased. Or should I say for the sake of ‘The Loved One.’

c2
Pick one for The Loved One
Without diminishing the serious level of grief and emotional distress we should never fall for the mistake of taking the highly some excesses will never be appreciated by the dead. Families that can barely afford their mortgage are willing to folk no small fortune to construct monuments over the bodies of ‘the loved one.’ In most cemeteries there are areas the resemble miniature cities with marble and granite tower that would have made the ancient Egyptians proud. You can see exquisite carving and glass cases that can often hold personal belongings of ‘the loved one’ for centauries into the future. Like the pyramids of the past you just have to wonder why people would build such things.

d1
Dude it was Dog.
What we do to ‘the loved one’ makes the persons life seem strangely shallow. The body is dressed in the best suit; the hair combed perfectly; the face is even painted with makeup. I have people remark that the loved one looks better dead than they ever did when they were alive. They look so serine and peaceful because they have been posed like a rubber doll. The mouth and eyes may even be glued shut incase a small bump causes them to fly open when Aunty is paying her last respects. There is also a kind snobbery in the choice of casket from the budget chipboard to the deluxe twin door. Personally I wouldn’t care if I was dispatched in plastic bag, but if was a clear plastic bag my family may object. Yet to go beyond the plane but functional wooden box seems a bit wasteful.

loved1
The Book
I can understand people wanting to mark a grave with a headstone and few words but as I go past a giant spire to another loved one I wonder if it is necessary. Is love really measured in kilograms of granite and marble? Do the people who build miniature coliseums really love the deceased more than the person under a lawn cemetery? You have to wonder why some people are trying to immortalize the funeral with something that you could park a Hummer inside. To blame this phenomenon upon cultural differences and immigration is an exaggeration. Not every person from a particular culture chooses to put the Taj Mahal on top of their dead father.

To claim that such monuments are for the dead also seems like a very strange claim. A permanent structure designed to last thousands of years ignores the reality of the decaying body beneath. Eventually even the bones turn to dust. In future generations no one will even know anything about the person who was buried other than a name, kind words and perhaps a poem. It is the dream of immortality that time will prove as an impossible dream. It is also a public display of opulence where family pride is on display. To show other how much we love the Don we give him a funeral that would make the Queen look cheap. Like weddings it is the show more than the rite that makes it the talk of the town. If only the loved one was here to see it? Would they really appreciate the huge volumes of cash being spent, the debts that will take decades to clear or would they be wondering why such attention was not paid to them in life. Even some cremations can have their exaggerations as the persons ashes are dished out in measured proportions at multiple ceremonies. One funeral I attended had the person presented in an open coffin then cremated. There were three occasions where friends and relatives were called to attend after the funeral: One to use the ashes to plant a rose bush; another in the old country to sprinkle over a bridge and another over another bridge back in Australia. Some people even keep the ashes on display and talk to them daily.

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"Whispering Glades
This is in stark contrast to culture that have no permanent burial place for the dead. The body remains for a period of a few years before the bones are exhumed and are dropped into the sea with thousands of other. Some sea side graves are regularly rotated to make way for the new dead.

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I kinda like this one
The craziness of the funeral business is something that makes many people laugh. What did women do before they had a bunch of white ladies in Akubra hats? The loved one never looked so good because the loved one has just been painted like a china doll. Even gravediggers at a local cemetery have been instructed not smile too much as they do their job. Costumed up and adorned with expensive jewelry and rings that they can use in the here after. No wonder grave robbing has a tradition and modern families complain about the dead being robbed by funeral homes. A successful novel that was made into a film called ‘The Loved One’ (1965) offended some people with its satire on the whole death industry. Perhaps it should rightly be seen as the Dr Strangelove of funeral films. The opulence and extravagance that is being sold to families with the same enthusiasm as a soda commercial was humor at its best. What is more amazing is its prediction of the hilarious situation of people sending their ashes into space. It was used as a wild concept to draw laughter but has now become true. As ‘Scotty’ from ‘Star Trek’ is finally to be blasted into space I cannot help but recall the film ‘The Loved One and have a chuckle. Perhaps we do take things a little too seriously.

Whispering Glades, is constructed throughout of Grade A steel and concrete with foundations extending into solid rock. It is certified proof against fire, earthquake and . . . [nuclear fission was being painted in as Dennis read the plaque].

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He, he,he ,he,he...
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To Veto or Not to Veto? That is not even the question for the Iraq War

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Ink up my Veto Stamp. I'm gunna need it.
So US Congress got together and created a pullout ultimatum linked to the funding on the War in Iraq. George W Bush has stated on several occasions that he will veto the bill and it seems likely that he will. The Bill was created knowing that it would fail but in doing so also act as no confidence vote in the President’s judgment. It is more of a PR exercise than a practical measure aimed at stopping the War. The question of whether he should veto the bill is mute because he has already inked up his veto stamp and eagerly awaits his chance to use it. This whole episode is a show for the cameras and the true believes on both sides of the political fence. It is a show that gives nothing but stoic victories for all involved but does nothing practical to end the war.

All evidence points to the status quo until the Bush administration has gone into retirement. Meaning of course that it become a win-win for all. The Democrats win because they claim to have stood up to the President and the Republicans win because they claim to have stood up for the president. The rhetoric is restrained and the notion of Pre emptive strike is passed onto another generation. The absolute power of Presidents to start wars also passes onto another generation. The war gets passed to another President who is left with an impossible situation of blame. Ending the war is already being flagged as the seeds of a festering problem in the Middle East.

In practical terms the Middle East was already festering with discontent and Anti American sentiment long before the Iraq War. A brief burst of sympathy after the 9-11 attacks was the exception and not the norm. The Iraq War has squandered this sympathy. A situation not helped by the Abu Graibe scandal. The longer the War lasts the more these images will be used to recruit insurgents. Despite trying to blame others the US does not want to take any blame for the Civil War its invasion made possible. The war for ‘hearts and minds’ is no longer being fought in Iraq it is now being fought in the domestic theater of mainland USA.

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PM John Howard. Stamp it twice to make sure
Again we have a face saving exercise for a domestic American audience. When the war ends who in American politics will claim victory and who will be blamed for causing the nation to be humiliated. In Australia Prime Minister John Howard has stated publicly, ‘that it is not in Australia’s strategic interests to see America humiliated in Iraq.’ He has also condemned the recent vote by the US congress as, ‘Giving comfort to the enemy.’ Whether his words cause another media flurry is a side issue. However it does clearly show his adherence to the, ‘Stay the course till the job is done,’ rhetoric.

In real terms the damage to the American reputation has been done and whatever enemy they thought that they were defeating has now multiplied. The moral high ground is now a valley where torture and cluster bombs have set the level. Staying the course in the hope that civil war will magically go away seems to show a lack of planning. Refusing to leave because it is embarrassing shows a lack of moral priorities. Hanging in there rather than face the humiliation of defeat is nothing short of bloody pride (and I do mean bloody).

Outsiders to this war would wonder why an invading army should be spared the humiliation of defeat when they leave. History is littered with humiliating defeats and long marches home. USSR left Afghanistan, Napoleon left Moscow, USA left Vietnam and the Indonesians left East Timor. All these were humiliating at the time but unfortunately they were the only possible course of action. Nations can survive humiliation but rulers often don’t. History is scathing of the people who create huge disasters in what is obviously done for the short term interests of one man and his cronies.

There is a sense among some people that a victory in Iraq will wipe out the humiliating defeat of the Vietnam War. They are fighting on a nationalist and jingoistic platform that has little or no grip on reality. The theory is that by winning the war in Iraq it would that they could have and should have won in Vietnam, if only they were allowed to finish the job.

The question of national humiliation is rarely at a national scale rather it is directed at the persons responsible. Hitler and his henchmen were the culprits not the entire German nation for the next 100years. Stalin killed millions, Napoleon wanted to rule the world, Genghis Kahn, Mao are blamed for their criminal decisions but anyone suggesting that their entire nation should be destroyed would join their ranks. Had the war in Iraq gone swimmingly the Bush administration would taken the credit, so if it fails they will certainly take the blame. The rest of America has an escape clause, ‘Bush did it, Bush took us to war. It is all his fault.’

The real question over Iraq is who is responsible for the mess? It doesn’t matter if the bill is vetoed as Bush’s political self survival is totally dependant upon not admitting he was wrong. Even saying that his intentions were good cannot excuse the thousands that have been killed. As the years pass the history of the chapter will be written in part by those trying to distance themselves from any blame. It is likely that Bush will be portrayed as the bad apple removed before the whole barrel went rotten.
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Who Killed Communism: Investigation

April 27th 2007 00:22
Who Killed Communism

noose
The Butler Did It?
It has become like investigating a crime where every Dick and Harry in a testosterone driven malady wants to confess. Unlike a terrible murder where the body is found at the foot of the stairs and culprit is hiding his guilt, here we have everyone trying to take credit. The body of Communism was found at the foot of the stairs of a crowded house and every one of the guests has put their hands up to say. ‘I did it!’ Inspector Blog would be there all day trying to work this one out. Not since the case of ‘who really Crucified Christ’ has he had such a mystery. How do you find the suspects when everyone is a suspect and everyone has a motive? The body lays undisturbed with its eyes open. Some people think it is only sleeping but the doctors have confirmed that even if it shows occasional signs of life it definitely dead. Movements and twitches are just reflexes on a dead mass hat will soon buried but not forgotten. It’s widows weep, but not too much


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Superstition is Fun: Especially when you are Not Superstitious.

yaka
Yaka (Devil), A bit like a sponge for evil. Upon seeing this ugly mother all your bad thought go to it.
Probably the best quote I have read about superstition goes like this: ‘Superstition is the religion of feeble minds.’ - Edmund Burke. There is no need for conviction, philosophy or even ideology in superstitions. The logic of superstitions is one of fear. It is like a reverse to truth or dare where not doing something is the expectation. Superstitions have a way of hanging around even the most advanced societies but unlike established religions or ideologies they do not have offer any reason for their existence. Hence the essence of blind faith is as Steve Wonder sings, ‘When you believe in things that you don’t understand.’ Personally I do not expect the world to wake up one day and suddenly stop reading their star guide as it is so ingrained into every society that it would be an impossible task


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The Choice on Anzac Day

April 25th 2007 06:51
The Choice

Your answer to the world’s problems is not dependant upon what you see is the problem. Rather it is dependant upon what you see is the true nature of a human being. Is it wretched creature that needs to shown leadership by the powerful or is it noble innocent that only needs education? The truth of these extremes is controversial and possibly somewhere between the two. I have no doubt that some people will hold onto one of these extremes because it suits the solutions that they have spent a lifetime thinking about. For some people fixing the world means remaking it in their own image


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ran
Classic story and visually stunning
RAN: A Film about Ancient Battles that is Worth Watching.

Compare Top Gun and Apocalypse Now and you have two films that deal with fighting men in uniform and the desperation of war. One of the films had help from the US military the other went it alone. One is considered to a classic of our times the other is considered to mindless twaddle for hyped up children. Guess which one is which? ‘I feel the Need, the Need for Speed,’ is right up there with ‘Pepsi to the MAX’. In a similar way films about ancient times could be easily divided into classic epic and trashy epics. It really does matter if history is tampered with and the wrong person wins, what really matter is that the story told offers the viewer more than just a few thrills. Even if the film is particularly violent and nasty it should never be so to glorify what should never be glorified. Film history is littered with controversial box office hits that are now considered a joke by today’s standards. The film RAN by Karusawa should never fall from being classed as a classic


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300: What a Bunch of Psychopaths

April 23rd 2007 13:05
300: What a Bunch of Psychopaths

300
I am not a fanatic!
I just saw 300 and here are the basics of the plot. Some Spartan dude yells at some Persian dude and then there is some killing chopping and stabbing. Kill, chop stab, kill chop stab, kill, chop, stab… Bla,bla,bla… Kill, chop, stab, kill, chop, stab… I think you get the point. The kids will love it and I must say making death on this scale look arty must take a lot of talent. The problem is that I have no idea who are the good guy and who are the bad guys. The films seems to know, they are they buffed blokes in their leather underwear making jokes about the boy loving Athenians (He, he, he). They are the good guy because they are the Spartans and as we were taught in history classes that we should always ‘Remember the Spartans


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ABC Book Prize

April 21st 2007 07:34
Okay it is time to dust off that old manuscrpt that you may have hidden in your bottom drawer and send it off ABC.

ABC Radio is offering a chance to win $10,000 for the best, original, unpublished, adult fiction manuscript


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Jingoism is Patriotism for the Feeble Mind

Insult me and you insult my whole country


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I want to be a Red Neck: But which type should I choose?

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It is easier to be a Redneck than anything these days
I have decided that this thinking business is just far too hard. Thinking and reading may be noble traits but in this modern age it is increasingly unpopular. The fact is like all people I have an ego that can be bruised and mine has been battered beyond recognition. It hurts to be called a wet liberal; oh it hurts so much I could cry into my latté. Elitist? How those words strike at my soul. Left wing? Please God don’t let anyone call me that. Weak? I might as well start sobbing now. Radical who is helping the enemy by not supporting our Emperor...I mean President Bush. Even though he is the president of another country I am told to remember that he has adopted us and we should love him more that Jesus. In fact he is better than Jesus because he has guns (Jesus never had guns). Actually I should also be praying at the grave of Saint Reagan de Starwars. Brains are not for thinking, they are for plotting to overthrow the anti Democratic states, like Cuba, Iran, North Korea, Russia and Australia is Howard loses the next election. Brains are also for brain surgery to remove the liberal parts of my mind. It is of course my duty to become a redneck but what type should I choose


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The Culture of Guns: Is it Right?

April 18th 2007 00:20
Child Soldier in Sri Lanka
Arming Children may stop massacres in primary schools. This child soldier for LTTE is fully commited to his culture of the gun.
The Culture of Guns: Is it Right?

gun
Such a beautiful and Deadly Toy.
Headlines around the world told the story of a pointless and tragic slaying at a campus. 33 people are now dead in what has become the largest campus killing in America. The reasons and motivations of the person who committed this crime may never be known as he took his own life. Headlines still come in trying to make sense of it all as they bring scraps of details. Out of this disaster people would expect something to make sure that the lives lost are not just statistics. They would want a legacy to give witness to the value of the lives lost. Unfortunately it is unlikely that anything other than a few platitudes and monument will ever happen. It is unlikely that laws will be amended to ensure that such killing spree will ever happen again. The reason is the culture of guns appears to be so ingrained into the American psyche that it will never change, even if 200 hundred people had been killed


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Download Music and Get your Phone Cut Off: Pull the other one.

cisco
Despite what Cisco says it is not that hard to make these million dollar boxes poo themselves
A story that has circulated in the mainstream press is the threat that people who illegally download music will have the Internet and Telephone lines disconnect as punishment. For a novice of the traffic jam that we call the information super highway it may sound ominous and even frighten. The thought that there will be people secretly monitoring your traffic and cutting your phone off may seem Orwellian. However perhaps I can put my IT hat back on and shed some light on this proposal from a professional viewpoint


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Theology is not Philosophy for the Lazy

Tough questions of life the universe and everything do not always have a bunch of scientific laws to apply as Rationalists would believe. Hence you would be hard pressed to find me damning someone for adhering to their religion. Even ideologies that purport to be logical and based upon common sense are based upon assumptions, truisms and suppositions. Often the passing of history tests these ideologies and they dissolve. A zealous attachment to them in the same way that people were attached to Marxism and Leninism can be described as religious. Simply claiming some kind of intellectual superiority that assumes your argument is correct because you have rejected all religion is both poor logic and arrogant. At worst it could described as prejudice that wants to people accept a claim purely on the ground that it is anti religious. I could go into the logic of how this is in fact a religious belief that is the very opposite of what it claims to be. Failure to see the conflict is to want to have the cake and pretend it is not there. Note how even without mentioning God, gods or spirituality, religion permeates due to faith in something, even the notion of no faith. For example there are some Buddhist cults that claim to be atheist based. Cynically the British comedy series ‘Yes Prime Minister’ explained another dilemma when Sir Humphrey replied, “A modernist is what we call an atheist who does not want to leave the Church


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Wolfowitz in Sheep’s clothing robs the World Bank

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Corruption form a Neocon, Unthinkable for some. If only the President knew.
Often blind faith in an ideologue is a form of incurable insanity. In WW 2the German had a saying that they used to express the excesses of the SS, “If only Hitler Knew?” The common consensus was that the glorious leader was so aloof that he could never do anything wrong. It is a common mistake that has been repeated over the ages and I suspect will continue to be repeated in the future. The ideological savior may actually be a problem in itself. The modern adherence to this blind faith manifests itself in the way George Bush has forced his Neo Con supporters into senior positions at the UN. Yes the Neo Cons were coming to save the UN from the evils that it was supposedly riddled with. John Bolton became the hard line ambassador to the UN and Paul Wolfowitz was given the role of head of the World Bank. It could be argued that the chess pieces were cleverly put in place to socially engineer the UN to fit the Neo Con view of the future


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Kurt Vonnegut Dies: "So it goes."

April 12th 2007 23:10
Kurt Vonnegut Dies: "So it goes."

Author of Slaughterhouse 5


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Some Really Bad Movies that You Should See Before You Die

No one sets out to make a bad movie. They actually set out to make a good movie and something goes very wrong. Often it can be a lack of budget to match the grand idea, sometimes it can be bad acting and other time it is a lousy script. It is possible that through technology there are now more films that should never have been made than books that should never have been written. Bad movies don’t have to be dull and lifeless to hit the basement of achievement, rather they are the ones that go to the greatest effort to entertain and make us think that have the greatest risk of failure. Bad script, bad director, bad acting and bad special effects can individually ruin the escapism but when they are all in one film it is a monumental disaster. Some films are so bad that they must be seen to be believed


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