If you had Absolute Power What would you fix?
March 31st 2007 13:43
If you had Absolute Power What would you fix?
Let’s face it there are a lot of sucky things in this world. The best advice I have received about avoiding stress is to tear the front page off the newspaper before you read it. Every day there is a new crisis that will somehow make our lives harder.
Take the climate issue for example. According the News the Polar caps will melt, the tides will rise, the Maldives Islands will be a shipping lane and we will all have tread water like in Water World. Now take the Interest Rates. This has got to be barometer of the working class. One quarter of one percent and housing prices drop like lead balloon. Friends walk up and down holding their ulcers and cursing the way they voted last time. What about this Iraq War thingy? Need I explain where it is all going or should we really celebrate and laugh it off. Did you know that George Bush has a sense of humor? I saw him on the set laughing and joking to a packed house of party hacks. I think they were jokes. People were laughing but maybe they were just happy. What is more important than the IR Laws? I know John Howard got his wish. What about you? Feel more secure with out your unfair dismissal rights? Now that I think about it, they suck.
The list of things to fix is endless: old men escaping in pajamas from their repatriation hospital; Toxic waist dumps; toxic waist without dumps; Truancy of the young; Aged students that won’t leave school; Kids that won’t leave home; Homes without kids; The population under and over; Drugs prescription and illicit. There is no end to what needs fixing, or as I am constantly reminded, when am I going to clean up the garage?
So in everyone’s life there is a garage that needs cleaning before the issues become like old magazines ready to tumble over and crush us all. If I had absolute power let me say that is one place that would be swooshed to another dimension.
Wow this absolute power thing is addictive. If I had it I would so overwhelmed for a few seconds, then straight away I would go off. The temptation to go bananas would be hard to resist. It would be too tempting to force a certain African leaders head up his own ass. I feel sorry for his poor donkey. Yet used in benign manner it can be glorious wonderful gift. Just providing rain that only falls where it is needed for the exact duration it is needed. How about, suddenly turning terrorist uniforms into pink leotards and the explosive belts into cans of whipped cream. We could watch the terrorist cream them selves. Here is an idea, turn Pauline Hanson into Chinese, Aboriginal and Muslim on alternate days of the week. If she says, “Please explain?” she ends up in Guantanimo Bay. Make tobacco companies tell the truth about their industry. What about Sir James Hardy posthumously losing his knighthood for his contribution to asbestosis?
With absolute power we can solve all the problems of the world absolutely.
So where would you start?
Let’s face it there are a lot of sucky things in this world. The best advice I have received about avoiding stress is to tear the front page off the newspaper before you read it. Every day there is a new crisis that will somehow make our lives harder.
Take the climate issue for example. According the News the Polar caps will melt, the tides will rise, the Maldives Islands will be a shipping lane and we will all have tread water like in Water World. Now take the Interest Rates. This has got to be barometer of the working class. One quarter of one percent and housing prices drop like lead balloon. Friends walk up and down holding their ulcers and cursing the way they voted last time. What about this Iraq War thingy? Need I explain where it is all going or should we really celebrate and laugh it off. Did you know that George Bush has a sense of humor? I saw him on the set laughing and joking to a packed house of party hacks. I think they were jokes. People were laughing but maybe they were just happy. What is more important than the IR Laws? I know John Howard got his wish. What about you? Feel more secure with out your unfair dismissal rights? Now that I think about it, they suck.
The list of things to fix is endless: old men escaping in pajamas from their repatriation hospital; Toxic waist dumps; toxic waist without dumps; Truancy of the young; Aged students that won’t leave school; Kids that won’t leave home; Homes without kids; The population under and over; Drugs prescription and illicit. There is no end to what needs fixing, or as I am constantly reminded, when am I going to clean up the garage?
So in everyone’s life there is a garage that needs cleaning before the issues become like old magazines ready to tumble over and crush us all. If I had absolute power let me say that is one place that would be swooshed to another dimension.
Wow this absolute power thing is addictive. If I had it I would so overwhelmed for a few seconds, then straight away I would go off. The temptation to go bananas would be hard to resist. It would be too tempting to force a certain African leaders head up his own ass. I feel sorry for his poor donkey. Yet used in benign manner it can be glorious wonderful gift. Just providing rain that only falls where it is needed for the exact duration it is needed. How about, suddenly turning terrorist uniforms into pink leotards and the explosive belts into cans of whipped cream. We could watch the terrorist cream them selves. Here is an idea, turn Pauline Hanson into Chinese, Aboriginal and Muslim on alternate days of the week. If she says, “Please explain?” she ends up in Guantanimo Bay. Make tobacco companies tell the truth about their industry. What about Sir James Hardy posthumously losing his knighthood for his contribution to asbestosis?
With absolute power we can solve all the problems of the world absolutely.
So where would you start?
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